MY FIRST CAR IN UNI..... UNI TALKERS ONLY THREAD

Now for some background story,
You see am not like you when i arrived at uni i knew what i had to do, i hit the ground running. I immediately began grinding, i was grinding so hard i had sleepless weeks, i did not go to clubs or house parties, i dint take alcohol or go out on sundays i saved every fucking penny but for the most important part i dint get a girlfriend i was too busy setting up the greatest businiess empire around my uni that even jeff bezos was dreaming off at my age. A year later i had made my first mirrion nikanunua speed bike(ukiwa na hii uni, bro all bad bicthez ni wako), A year later(today) i have bought my first car nilitoa showroom jana. Acha tu sahii nimeingia top 0.1% hapa uni(my uni is kind of small and far from nairobi so kuna very few sponsors).

Jana ma slay queen wali orgasm just by seeing me, imagine nimetoka from a brand new car wanaona 105kg of pure muscle, nimevalia Burberry suit a rolex watch and gucci shoes acha tu… success is sweet.Am the top alpha hadi madem ndio wananiitisha number i pick who i want options buda.

nina swali is it normal to buy weapons such as arrows bows, panga, swords for a new car?

If this story is true congratulations but kama ni hogwash tema jaba ni mapema sana bro.
Anyway pale campus life was easy i was not a rich kid but 80% of bitches i fucked was due to my appearance. [SIZE=1]Am[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]extremely handsome by the way[/SIZE]

And forest monkeys lived happily thereafter.

:smiley: Ndoto safi. Next unajenga tunnel kutoka kwenu mpaka CBK vault.

my uni iko shinny eye land… looks ni bullshit huku dooh ndio kuongea

Now, bendover, someone is coming for your hollow ass.

Hehehe kausha bangi next time. Anyway, in campus, you dont need all this shit to get laid. Unahitaji tu ka bedsitter na mzinga ya flirt vodka.
Pale mtu hupewa kuma kama uji…so many pusies out there, plus 99% of girls in campus are still in the ‘experimental phase’, they just wanna ride as many dicks as possible before wafike uku nje. They just passing time, so they dont mind a random dick once in a while

Bikers do not call them “speed bikes.”
Danganya Masai.

Introchieth ,kwani kulikuwa na introchieth ingine,?

lucky you your uni must have been over populated, hapa the population is very low and the ratio is skewed…

What did u expect ukienda kababii polytecnic university? Nyinyi ndio mna graduate halafu mnarudi ocha kuuza mutura na ku default HELB

ghaseeer wewe am in a private uni

Tulikuwa wawili bana.
:D:D

Funda wewe, wacha nikuibie siri, usiteseke sana juu ya madem ukiwa campo. Wewe tafuta ganji, huku nje si wamejaa aje, tunahitaji usaidizi hata

Am not gay kama wewe anyways nipee coordinates ya your wife’s biz or home I’ll like to experiment how hollow and deep she is for educational purposes ghasia

You are those type of guys wakiwa campus hawawezi katia dem coz hawana kakitu. You are in campus for fucks sake girls don’t mind bora unaweza nunua mzinga they don’t care. You are a drench stupid nigga ama extremely ugly with a deformed facial feature

Kudos,one thing that you have in plenty is a very fertile imagination, you would make a very good fictional writer or even a Hollywood level script writer/producer.

best car for male mtoto wa 18-21 years ni juke ama rav4
accident common cars
na uwache kudanganya ati pesa za kuuza notes ilinunua gari na kufany watu assigno
sema tu uliingia dealership kiambu road ukishikwa na daddy mkono
no shame in that btw

Umesahau pia kuwa na a loud woofer/music system,for those lame drunken house parties.

Hii ni yako uliunda ama ?