My Exes

gerh_ngo · June 7, 2017, 2:04pm

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GALANAKULALU · June 7, 2017, 2:42pm

Gendarme:

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us. [/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia. [/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

With those very few but precise words ma pink handlers should stand warned…

system · June 7, 2017, 4:11pm

My thigh is black.

severe · June 7, 2017, 4:58pm

Wewe ni man of red dick… equivalent to red thigh in females.

SCAVENGER · June 7, 2017, 5:14pm

Just curious…how r u doing in life uaself?

system · June 7, 2017, 5:51pm

Ordinary hustler.

uwesmake · June 7, 2017, 6:03pm

@gashwin Tunaeza include Malaya SJ kama ex ?

But most of my exes ni singowmadhas .

gashwin · June 7, 2017, 6:06pm

hata sijui hiyo SJ huwa wapi…

Pastrolist · June 7, 2017, 6:23pm

Gendarme:

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us. [/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia. [/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

Unakaa kusambaza sexually transmitted demons

Dayv · June 7, 2017, 7:14pm

just die.

Machastek · June 7, 2017, 9:48pm

Gendarme:

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us.[/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia.[/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

:D:D:D
Made my day… Hao mamanzi walikubebea curses zako, thank them for that.

Ice_Cube · June 8, 2017, 3:17am

One of my Exes just got married to a Canadian

Another one is pregnant with a husband with whom they recently moved in together

There is only one who got married to a phenomenal cheat in Kiambu and she always makes me know slices are still on the table for me; just need to name the date and

venue.

I guess then I am your antithesis, bring your Exes to me and they will have a 66% chance of getting your cursed monkey off their backs

pamba · June 8, 2017, 3:23am

Fixt.

gashwin · June 8, 2017, 3:32am

akianzia na huyo mental?

Ice_Cube · June 8, 2017, 3:33am

hehe huyo akuje wa mwisho after confirming my efficacy

Lola · June 8, 2017, 6:46pm

so can we conclude that when a man leaves you he secretly hopes that you never succeed than him… woie

M2Random · June 8, 2017, 6:48pm

No. When a man leaves you, he wishes never to see you again in life. That is the best option.

Lola · June 8, 2017, 6:59pm

ooh pliz… then how comes most of the xes always want to initiate contact by sending friend requests on facebook? I did a test when whatsapp introduced the feature whereby you can see who viewed your pic status. I bet you know who viewed me the most.

M2Random · June 8, 2017, 7:18pm

Sharap. This discussion is over.

Lola · June 8, 2017, 7:39pm

:D:D:D:D