My Exes

[system]

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us. [/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia. [/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

[zimzimma]

You are like the hero in Good Luck Chuck except their lives fall to shit if they dinya you. Woi.

[culture]

HIO NUMBER NAEZA NIKAKUSOMEA YOTE.HAPO HAKUNA KITU UMEFICHA BRO.WACHA KUANIKA EX

[gashwin]

wewe sio mkosi tu, wewe ni balaa…

[culture]

wewe ni saitaaaan.just stop it right there.na usiwahi karibia wanawake tena

[Shiesty]

@Gendarme

Am disappointing

kumbe unajijua.

[Chiefkiumbe]

If atall whatever you’re saying is real, then your should be isolated from female specie.

[njoti]

It’s either you’re cursed or your taste in women in just exceptionally despicable

[Diablo]

@Gendarme

Am disappointing.

I agree, you’re really disappointing

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Shiesty

kumbe unajijua.

Alimalizia story hapo kwa ‘I am disapponting’

[Fala_12]

guku nikuo kuria makoro literally

[Adeudeu]

Nawe ni lowlife wapi?

[Shiesty]

Hii yako ni opposite ya Midas touch.

[Diablo]

@Shiesty

Hii yako ni opposite ya Midas touch.

@Shiesty i have seen your avatar and the crazy thing is that that guy is a school mate… I see him daily.

[10000_OTHERS]

wewe ni mwanaume wa “kiero getunee” nita ngoma

[M2Random]

Nikiachana na mtu inabakingi story…hata fb hakuna ubeshte Tena. Just recently I saw an Ex…one Fauzia…akiwa amebeat kubeat…I couldn’t even know her only that alijiintroduce…grinning like a green gecko. Said hi and bye…nikatoka mall na speed ya 150km/hr. I have never met an ex who is doing better than me and I read the regret in their eyes. Its amazing:D:D:D

[M2Random]

@Gendarme

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us.[/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia.[/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

Nancy na Mueni ni mapoko pale simmers. Ukiskia mama Nguo ama receptionist jijazie

[1776]

Why would you rejoice when someone is worse of than you?
I think it is very petty

[regno]

you’re cursed my brother please anza kkula swara (nuks) achana na wanawake

[Bantu]

@Gendarme

Juzi, I decided to check on how my ex-girlfriends are doing. Am disappointing.
[ol]
[li]Monicah was the one who rubbed me soot. She committed suicide in 2013 after some marital issues. She left behind 6 children. Watatu ni chokoraa.[/li][li]Susan was my secondary school sweetheart. Last they heard of her was in 2014 when she went to SaudiA as a mboch. Watu wao hawajui kama ako uhai ama alikufishwa na waarabu. She was one rare combination of beauty and brains. Sijui what went wrong.[/li][li]Njoki (my neighbour) was giving me slices as recently as 2015. Juzi niliskia alifyatuka kichwa- she is currently in mathare. She was a dedicated wife whose only weakness was that small matter between us.[/li][li]Nancy was my university prayer partner but dropped out after 2nd yr after pregnancy. I was not involved. She now sells at a pub in K-South. Nilimpigia akanishow she got married, lakini hawes kataa kunipatia.[/li][li]Mueni was a mkamba singo matha from my estate who used to frequent my local. Tukajuana and she told me she is a receptionist huko industrarea. I wanted to marry her until truecaller said she is mama nguo.[/li][/ol]
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Am wondering, is my josto cursed such that whoever it ferks ferks in life? I pity whoever I will marry.

Bro hao wote, ingekua moja ningesema ni hao wana kasoro lakini watano…ni wewe una shida na ma nooks (Soul ties)