My Daily Atheist Meme

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My Sermon.

FAITH. If you do not have faith, you could kneel down and pray from night till morning and your prayers will not be answered. Faith can move mountains and heal the crippled. If your prayers are not answered, IT IS YOU FAULT. You are a person who loves things of the world, stop it. Give those things to me, let me relive you of the burden of vanity and thou shalt walk. “Silver and gold have I none… rise up and walk” and because that man had faith… he rose up and walked. For a small sum of Ksh. 531 I will teach you how to walk in the ways of the lord.

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Sometimes Algaeshit you are on point. May be science can explain these flashes of genius in between the oceons of pure dung…

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You know I had decided to leave you alone after all your bitching in that thread?

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Thanks, oh Great Warm Shit. Am most obliged, forever in your debt.

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Fossil.

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I’d pay to watch you 2 touch each others faces gingerly all the while staring into each others eyes and marveling at the beauty of this thing you have … on a grassy meadow no less!

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Change that to squirting into a cup and you have a deal. I know you’re against onanism and I wouldn’t wanna disappoint you.

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I think the mods have a thing for you now. How do I position the cup while you are tumbling down and the reason I want it to blow up is because I want it destroyed.

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lol so now i look like i was talkin’ to myself, huh?

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Yep! Crazy bisch (sp).

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Algaeshit, you be lying (ahem!) with dem fishes real soon. Dickless, no less…

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Hi Nefertities. Long time no see, sweetheart…

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lol so now i look like i was talkin’ to myself, huh?

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Yours eroded away a long time ago and you lie with Jurassic era fishes.

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@Algernon. = @Algernon = @FieldMarshal CouchP = @Nefertities :eek:

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Please don’t equate me to that idiot.