My confession

Sex & Relationships
1

It’s 2023, yay! Oh fuck! That just means I’m getting older and my natural erection days are getting fewer. Nothing to smile about :frowning:

I do bang a lot of chicks most of whome I meet in clubs. Then there are a few regular dishes about 6. Out of these 6, 3 are in stable relationships and one is married to a colleague.

When I bang these women in relationships, I tend to feel guilty particularly when they are quiet during the session. I imagine whether they are thinking about their men while fucking my brains out. Hapo ndio mimi husema “say my name”. Sitaki mambo ya “fuck me daddy” nataka “Yes Mworia, fuck me Mworia, you’re the daddy Mworia”. I want, nay demand that she mentions my name in her soundtracks.

Wangwana, it’s 2023 so nimefungua roho. Kuna shida?

Meanwhile observe the ABC of HIV/AIDS and STDs and STIs
Abstain
Be faithful if you can
Condomize, all the time

2

Shower immediately

3

kula raw then osha na coke warm, immediaterrrrry

4

Abstinence has been proven a myth by the catholic priests. We are now thinking of how how to protect mjuols while dry frying since condomization leads to situational ED.

5

Some villagers look like the type of garden variety to get friendzoned by a prostitute already paid for .
say my name? Really?

6

Yes, really. I don’t want to be called by common pronouns when fucking a gal who’s hitched.