My Boda Boda Rider has Dodged a bullet. Karibu afungwe

Met my regular boda rider today namuuliza alikuwa mashimo wapi.

Dude says a certain drunk bitch came kwa stage yao akataka ambebe and he refused coz she could barely sit on her own. Others refused too and she staggered away.

Next day my guy anakujiwa na makarao and take him kwa cells. Kumbe mwanamke alisimamisha random boda guy who took her home, wakaingia kejani and the guy raped her hadi kwa mkia then robbed her. Pombe kushuka anaanza kusema jamaa wangu ndiye alimbeba.

Luckily, mbogi kwa stage walikuwa witnesses kusema sio yeye alimbeba plus the clients alibeba that night, most ni regulars wake so jamaa akaachiliwa. The bitch was adamant ati ni jamaa alimbeba lakini luckily, God alikuwa side ya jamaa.

Just another reason to avoid women especially mahali pombe inahusika.

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My regular boda guy = Me @Baby_Panay mwenyewe

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Kapotty kiss ass gang.

Upus

Kwani huyo dem hakuenda hosi ama hosi za kenya huwork aje.

But anyway bitchez should stay away from alcohol

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3/20 for imagination.

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Fertile imagination.

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Anafahamu kuwa wewe hutomba wamama wazee? Ama ndie hukuletea?

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hekaya ya múgúka

Why are you gay? As a fully formed kenyan man you cannot have a ‘regular boda rider’, yaani this is a guy you squeeze your thighs behind his ass while a motor engine vibrates vigorously between both of you. Have some shame @Baby_Panay

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Elder hapa sio villa Rosa. Hizi imagination zako peleka hapo uchapie hao majamaa watabambika sana

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:joy: Kang’ura jokes ndio mob

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Kama hakungekuwa witnesses, angekuwa analilia ancestors kwa jela. Tipsy, talkative women are fun to be around, lakini afterwards kila mtu aende kivyake with ebrufication. Don’t be a Captain Save a Hoe trying to take them home. It will always come down to who was last seen with her. Wewe. Sasa jitoe.

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By the way,If dating ugly hoes was a talent, Baby_Panay would be representing Kenya abroad.
Mshienzi sana.

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I used to think that ugly women dont get any attention since they are unwanted until I joined this forum. I came to find out that they are dudes who actually are into ugly chics because they find them easier to deal with juu maybe hapati attention from men. Wengine like @Baby_Panay just fuck women because they have a pussy between their legs hata kama mwanamke mwenyewe anafanana Ngolo Kante ama Khaby Lame.

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True. Dem yeyote akiwa mlevi should be avoided ata kama ni kuzo yako.

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Akili yako as usual ni kama ya mtoto wa malaya unafikiria tu ushoga.

I use the guy more for deliveries than kubebwa lakini you can think whatever you want.