Niaje khocha @Jirani hope this finds you well as you take your well deserved holiday away from shosho merkel’s land. We waited for you on sept 26 but you pulled a disappearing act. We had invested heavily in the title match between you and @Wakanyama and many talkers suffered a great financial loss because of your actions leading to the shinny eye being declared the winner. That aside i have a bone to chew with you kenyans and relatives from the diaspora. You see i have friends and relas abroad, these people will announce like six months prior how they are coming to the 254, fill whatsapps with messages how they miss managu and royco etc i have nothing against missing such but the problem comes on the d day when they expect you to drop all your plans and attend to them. They forget just like they grind and hustle huko so do we here and that they should first of all check with your schedule. Some will go as far as asking you to go to malindi when you work in kakamega! Yet others come with a funny accent and see everybody like a peasant meffi treat you like shit with arrogance out of the roof. Others come chini ya maji because they think we will ask for handouts. After two weeks wakati ameenda na anakutext “yoh bro was around in tha hood we need to chill sometime” and such bullshit. If you came from the hood or you grew up around the hood whats so hard in letting your friends or relatives celebrate you. Tokea mtaa shika wathii veve/gomba na tusker mbili mbili na hekaya mob you will be surprised how watakurudishia mkono mpaka uhepe its always not about the money but friendship. Some like me would just want to send you that item that i saw on ebay or amazon you arrange to smuggle it back to the 254. Having said that sina ubaya na wewe na tokea harrys tavern sato nikushikie njemson meffi:D:D:D
“If you came from the hood or you grew up around the hood whats so hard in letting your friends or relatives celebrate you. Tokea mtaa shika wathii veve/gomba na tusker mbili mbili na hekaya mob you will be surprised how watakurudishia mkono mpaka uhepe its always not about the money but friendship.”
Kunywa mbili kwa the village watering joint nakuja kulipa jioni…
Hii meffi @Jirani unadhani inaambia watu ukweli wa works anafanya huko majuu, anawatishia na maeuro ilhali hawaambi yeye hupanguza meffi ya tunyanye huko aka homecare
Yet others are very poor financial managers, meffi anakuja leave ya a month here na kindu 800k and by week 3 he is hawking his phone, laptop, shoes and clothes.
Furnished apartment nyali, 25k/day, phombe, poko, chakula, hiring X6 or VX, upuss upuss etc etc, Ata watu wa ocha hawajui jamaa alikua 254
Kisha piga round na mabesty wakuonyeshe graves za walio aga ukiwa majuu , uwape heshima … mabesty wako mashinani niwa maana sana,sana !
@imei uko on point mbaya kwanza kuna mwengine used to chat my chic usiku once am gone n lying to her ati atamkujia waende stato and how uko mayuu ako sawa anaishi kama celeb n my chic na ufala zake fell fo all that shit akaanza tumadharao hapa na pale kwanza when dec ilikuwa karibu so si mimi nkaondokea na expenses zake zote i used to sort
so i think the bagga came.in dec akakamua then aku lost zile zao.
sai the chic wants to talk,naonaga txts zake nacheka sana.kuna vile nliangukia ka 20yr old na tunachapana thy kingdom come.haka siwachilii haraka.
Mimi mwenyewe nilijileta mbalo mbalo huko nairobi, watu kujua Mimi nimetoka TZ, walinihepa kapchakaa ilhali nimebeba mfuko mzima wa hela ya ki TZ. Kuna watu wanadharau watu wa diaspora Kama Mimi
Having experience of both ends, conclusion you cant win ukitoka maups. Watu home wanataka unyenyekee hawataki uwachanue anything. kenyans are know it all
thanks to google. Accent ikichange kidogo aaah huyu jamaa ni maringo tu siku hizi and there like vultures wanting to see your downfall.
Holiday ukipitisha a month, word on the street ni jamaa alideportiwa. Watu wamaups nao they need to know things dont work the same in states ama europe where you can plan everything to the last detail and it goes according to plan. hapa jamaa you have a deal with them and tell them tukutane monday and they gurantee you alafu wanaenda mteja till thursday and people are just use to that. Especially bizna deals this place can drive nuts. nitaleta hekaya siku ingine
Enyewe I get pissed off when people don’t make time to see me nikija home. That’s why we say months in advance so u clear your calendar. It’s expensive and sometimes a big sacrifice kulipa ndege be kuleta presents… the least you can do is skip one chama meeting :mad:
:D:D:D Bingwa si uko na ufala
Watu huenda majuu kutafuta…lakini kuna wachache kazi majuu ni kunyua makali na madawa…my kuso kazi majuu ni kunywa na kutusi mapolitician when the visit huko…wakija huku huwa bad news
cc @Ka-Buda uwachane na choo ya shimo, tena squating is the most healthy way of taking a dump.
also cc @kush yule mnono for uncle thio
Stop the hekaya there if you have long term plans with the 20 year old. Some diaspora brothers honestly have nothing to show for all the time spent majuu, you may put them to shame if you went out together. As much as one may make equivalent of 200k a month, the expenditure still comes to maybe 180k and yet the billing companies out there are so on time you would not postpone this month’s bill to next. Kwa hivyo majuu hailetei our diaspora brother shangwe, tuwaelewe na wasitubebe mafala.
Umenena mdau, ata mimi nitafyeka kichaka ukinijia hivyo!
Kabisa. Lap of honour ni muhimu sana.
Ye. Team Squatology. Saw this on Shark Tank.
@Ebonycurves you want guys to make time to come and see you? Hii ni strike two… Gunia Wiki Hii is watching you… Closely…
Jirani has been ranting how local people don’t have brains and shiny eyes shit…I think he just landed and faced reality ati Kenya sio Ujeru.
:D:D:D The “haterade” for diasporans…wacha tu. o_O;):D:D
Watu wengine huogopa kuenda ocha juu ya kuibiwa.
@introvert … All I ask is with 6 months notice somebody to make time to see me considering my effort… After all mimi huenda every other year… It won’t kill someone to miss one chama and keep bloody time!:mad: