Mwikali

[wellcummed]

Mkamba in the house aniambie short form ya hiyo jina.Equivalent ya Ciku(Wanjiku) au Kui(Wambui).Kuna Mwikali ananipeanga slices na hiyo jina ni ndefu sana nikimwita by the time anaitika joke ishaevaporate kwa kichwa.Akicheka huwa nafeel fiti.Wacha nisimp saa hii nitaleta hekaya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

[Pepi]

Good move. Ingiza Mwikali box wamama wawache kuzoeana na wewe. Mature women can tell a dry-spelled man just by looking at the hardened face. That is why they tempt you. You can call her Mwiks. Alafu vile nimeona you are a slow mover chunga asiwe na kipii kinatoshana na wewe kwao ushago.

[cortedivoire]

Leta number elders waongeze mileage

[Kanguthi]

@wellcummed

…Mkamba in the house aniambie short form ya hiyo jina.Equivalent ya Ciku(Wanjiku) au Kui(Wambui).Kuna Mwikali ananipeanga slices na hiyo jina ni ndefu sana nikimwita by the time anaitika joke ishaevaporate kwa kichwa.Akicheka huwa nafeel fiti.Wacha nisimp saa hii nitaleta hekaya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

[ChifuMbitika]

Muite Kaz

[wellcummed]

Yes this is better.Si lanye @cortedivoire.Ni student karich kid haitishangi pesa but naive sometimes unachoka na stori za ujinga.But sitafuti bibi so I don’t care ni wa kutoa stress sometimes.

[anon15946754]

kui ni Wangui sio Wambui

[WasikA]

@anon15946754

kui ni Wangui sio Wambui

Na short form ya Eunice? Tunataka kujua short form ya syphiltic village drunk and punching bag @Straw_man

[Shamsudin]

@anon15946754

kui ni Wangui sio Wambui

Wambui ni wambo ama bobo

[anon15946754]

@WasikA

Na short form ya Eunice? Tunataka kujua short form ya syphiltic village drunk and punching bag @Straw_man
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Eunice is not a murima name , but they shorten it to Yunī. The ī sounds like a big E.

[kendez_mendez]

@wellcummed

…Mkamba in the house aniambie short form ya hiyo jina.Equivalent ya Ciku(Wanjiku) au Kui(Wambui).Kuna Mwikali ananipeanga slices na hiyo jina ni ndefu sana nikimwita by the time anaitika joke ishaevaporate kwa kichwa.Akicheka huwa nafeel fiti.Wacha nisimp saa hii nitaleta hekaya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

mwite nenge kinoo

[WasikA]

@anon15946754

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WasikA:

Na short form ya Eunice? Tunataka kujua short form ya syphiltic village drunk and punching bag @Straw_man
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Eunice is not a murima name , but they shorten it to Yunī. The ī sounds like a big E.

But syphilitic Strawberry Mwangi Eunice aka @Straw_man jettisoned the surname he was given at birth by his mum ‘Waithera’ for the name of his wife Eunice Wahu Kang’ethe. Alilazimishiwa na bibi coz he’s a hopeless drunk. Aliogopa kichapo and thus accepted fastafasta

[anon15946754]

@WasikA

But syphilitic Strawberry Mwangi Eunice aka @Straw_man jettisoned the surname he was given at birth by his mum ‘Waithera’ for the name of his wife Eunice Wahu Kang’ethe. Alilazimishiwa na bibi coz he’s a hopeless drunk. Aliogopa kichapo and thus accepted fastafasta

Hehe I understand this is a mild chokosh war, but using a mama’s name is a murima thing.

But using your wife’s name hiyo sijakia , maybe @euniece strawman can enlighten us.

[Maize_Combuster]

@wellcummed

…Mkamba in the house aniambie short form ya hiyo jina.Equivalent ya Ciku(Wanjiku) au Kui(Wambui).Kuna Mwikali ananipeanga slices na hiyo jina ni ndefu sana nikimwita by the time anaitika joke ishaevaporate kwa kichwa.Akicheka huwa nafeel fiti.Wacha nisimp saa hii nitaleta hekaya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

My cousin showed up over the weekend with his “new” Kamba wife. Nilikuwa sijawahi ona yeye but just one look nikajua cuzo ameoa a retired bed to bed midfielder. I wouldn’t be surprised kama amewacha mtoto ukambani mwenye cuzo hana copy. Anyway, I wish them all the best until dust shows up.

[WasikA]

@Maize_Combuster

…aya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

My cousin showed up over the weekend with his “new” Kamba wife. Nilikuwa sijawahi ona yeye but just one look nikajua cuzo ameoa a retired bed to bed midfielder. I wouldn’t be surprised kama amewacha mtoto ukambani mwenye cuzo hana copy. Anyway, I wish them all the best until dust shows up.

Sema tu mate yalitiririka

[Jack_Black]

@Maize_Combuster

…aya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

My cousin showed up over the weekend with his “new” Kamba wife. Nilikuwa sijawahi ona yeye but just one look nikajua cuzo ameoa a retired bed to bed midfielder. I wouldn’t be surprised kama amewacha mtoto ukambani mwenye cuzo hana copy. Anyway, I wish them all the best until dust shows up.

Kama nj mkamba mtoi ako kwa mathe. It’s part of their long distance trading customs.

[Straw_man]

@WasikA

…d punching bag @Straw_man
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Eunice is not a murima name , but they shorten it to Yunī. The ī sounds like a big E.

But syphilitic Strawberry Mwangi Eunice aka @Straw_man jettisoned the surname he was given at birth by his mum ‘Waithera’ for the name of his wife Eunice Wahu Kang’ethe. Alilazimishiwa na bibi coz he’s a hopeless drunk. Aliogopa kichapo and thus accepted fastafasta

It’s a new day, mluhya. Ambia mama Yako aoshe Kuma tukutane Muliro Gardens kwa ile bench yetu. Asikuje na afuong’o na styro ni ile ile dog style yetu ya kawaida. Good day. Nitampatia lollipop akuletee badaye, son.

[Maize_Combuster]

@WasikA

… dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.
My cousin showed up over the weekend with his “new” Kamba wife. Nilikuwa sijawahi ona yeye but just one look nikajua cuzo ameoa a retired bed to bed midfielder. I wouldn’t be surprised kama amewacha mtoto ukambani mwenye cuzo hana copy. Anyway, I wish them all the best until dust shows up.

Sema tu mate yalitiririka

Not really. Unajua Ile feeling unapata ukikutana na mtu for the first time and your instincts tell you that something is really off about them forcing you to take another good look at them?

[Pepi]

@Maize_Combuster

…ok nikajua cuzo ameoa a retired bed to bed midfielder. I wouldn’t be surprised kama amewacha mtoto ukambani mwenye cuzo hana copy. Anyway, I wish them all the best until dust shows up.
Sema tu mate yalitiririka

Not really. Unajua Ile feeling unapata ukikutana na mtu for the first time and your instincts tell you that something is really off about them forcing you to take another good look at them?

Ukiishi Nairobi sana you learn to detect them from a distance, instinctively. It’s the same way you can identify a house girl ata avae nguo za mwenye nyuma.

[Pseudo_1]

@wellcummed

…Mkamba in the house aniambie short form ya hiyo jina.Equivalent ya Ciku(Wanjiku) au Kui(Wambui).Kuna Mwikali ananipeanga slices na hiyo jina ni ndefu sana nikimwita by the time anaitika joke ishaevaporate kwa kichwa.Akicheka huwa nafeel fiti.Wacha nisimp saa hii nitaleta hekaya baadaye lakini niko na dust coat.I find it odd to call madem by their colonial names hazisound authentic.

Mwiks