Nairobihot is a scam:rofl:
Nilikuwa mwihoko last week nikaamua nitafute lanye nioshe rungu. Nikaingia kwa Nairobihot nikapata a pic of a fine light skin chick nikaclick. The first redflag:triangular_flag:, sauti ni ya dem mjaka kienyeji akanishow niingilie hapo Discovery niteremke. Kufika base akatokea kunimeet kwa gate. Let me tell you, I got the shock of my life.
Dem alikuwa ameparara mguu then a black luo ata ananuka jasho. Nikaingia kwa plot nikapata wako madem watatu kwa a very untidy bedsitter with dirty walls. All the chics walikuwa sura mbaya.
I had to abort the mission nikatoka nikaenda.
I only refer to bedescorts hao ndio wako afadhali
Marketing brain kama ya Sudi na farook
Akanyal crik hata kama lanye ni free
Siwescrik
very bad marketing sir
Did that two weeks ago in Witeithie.
What appeared was a 34kgs lady with an old face alikaa kama ako late stage ya ukimwi.
I told her she isn’t what I was expecting na nikaenda.
Namjua na hadi hio area naitambua vizuri
@Xfactor ni mwihoko wapi boy wetu @Baby_Panay aende akauze skin lotion kwa nyako ber.
Wewe zile shosho unakulanga hapa huezi niconvince hukukula chokosh.
Pale chini after church flani?
Wallai huyu ni bibi ya mtu mzee anajua ameenda mahali kazi
Eeee nimeenda twice hadi huyo mjaka nimemkula thou anatoka Embu.
You guys really expect hot lanyes to be advertising themselves pale Nairobihot?
Hot lanyes in Nairobi just go to where the big spenders hang out. The big spenders being scammers, foreigners and gava guys. Huko Alchemist, Gemini, Intercontinental etc. When they are in such places their odds of getting a stupidly high offer are better. The finest of the finr lanyes go to Dubai to bag global whales