mwanangu kua uyaone mambo.

There are things that don’t come easy here one of them is beer and the rarest is the availability of finding someone who can comprehend Swahili. Anyway tembea uone mambo. Harhar is located exactly 250m from the Kenya Somali boarder and it is manned by the GSU recce squad. Here it is the closest you can find and sip tusker or Guinnesskubwa . hapa itabidi umesahau a few amenities like kulala kwa kitanda hio ni hekaya na skuma wiki is not known .once you leave Garissa aboard sagal coach vitu zingine only exist kwa vitabu and not in this real world the only green utapatana nayo ni kabage shukuru mungu kama imekaa wiki hio ni fresh.

            @Meria Mata if you lived around here you will definitely  quit that shit you are smoking in a week since it isn’t available here and I have seen folks smoke cow & and punda dung after the fisrt deployment here by the way leo ni day what on your road to quit?  

            One thing here is eminent we share the little resources that are available. in acquiring slices with every nywele ngumu as waria have nicknamed us and for you to get it you have to make a journey of 23 km for it from here and if you work at Afmadow like me it  is 220 km for a CHOT.the tu yellow yellow are few and the reside in the local police station due to biz protection and they are four in number namely Ngilesi the itchy hands ,dik dik,mama county and water buck whoever came up with these names sijui alifikiria nini but whoever you are pewa mbili kwa bill yangu.

            aChot here costs ksh 5000 on end month , 2000 in Njaanuary 3000 mid month so unaeza guess jana bei ilikua ngapi.i walk into the area with my vehicle no number plates and infact this has started giving me ideas lazima hii nitajavuka nayo.and I head to the joint where they are selling beer all of them are sitting there dik dick and waterbuck com from mundu mulosi’s county while mama county hails from somewhere in cendro and mind you know that she is old enough to be my mum if not older but I here she has a high affinity for young turks who were born during the days of YK IE YOUTH FOR KANU.and she is reserved for the military.

            Ngilesi hails from wakasee area and she is practicing the Corinthian religion but she has the habit of overpricing her goodies and the most annoying is she is a phone pincher. I negociate with dikdick only for me to understand she has been serving 9 Koggalo defence forces guys mpaka kuna wawili wamepigana.
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Please continue

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@mtuko2 this seems like a nice hekaya if well packaged and narrated but for now it sounds more like a documentary on sexual, smoking and alcohol addictions with @Meria Mata as a case study

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Kazi gani hiyo imekupeleka huko

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@Deorro ebu ingia kwa log uangalie who is the most tagged talker.
Kaa sio mimi ni @Chloe

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Fossil hunting for Natgeo but me thinks yeye ni CIA

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quoted him to describe the harshness in the environment unafikiria ndio mtu asmoke cow dung ni mchezo?

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@gashwin ameseama niwaulize mko na shida gani?

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:D:D hapo i truly understand mimi ni team nicotine and the things i’ve done after kukosa fegi, acha tu. which assignment is it you doing over there?

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Yaani mtu auze ndama ya ngamia ili apate ka-chot? Ikae!!

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Hii dikdick bado utakula.
Maliza hekaya bana

How much are they paying you for you pay 5k for sex?

Hekaya iko chonjo , malizia wacha za ovyo.

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Worndering too, 5k Nairobi ni VIP ikus in some serene compound huko… Unclassified estate… Madem ni wengi na warembo wote hata kuchagua ni stress. Unapewa massages, bj ya kimataifa na anything you want. Unatoka kama balls ziko lighter na akili iko clear…
Lakini pia tutaelewa kulingana na ile place ako. Scarcity iko rate ya juu sana


Anyway @mtuko2 maliza hekaya

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i feel you bro i feel you…

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Nabeba arimis mimi.
Nowornder wazungu husema as busy as a whore in a sailor town. Watu wa army wakirudi mabibi huona moto

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Hehehehe
Ebu ingia inbox. Hii story ya led rebel imenikumbusha kitu

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Na Vaseline ndogo wanauzaje?

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Hii story ya inbox haileti shangwe