Mutembei

[Tonny_Martial]

So on friday we had an end of year bash for our company. Drinks and food were in plenty so i decided to help myself to my fill. Am more of a Vat69 guy but hazikua kwa stock so nkaamua niskume Ka Johny Mtembezi. Kulikua na designated driver so i was fine, mimi huyo kunyonya mtembezi nkichat chat. ikafika time ya kwenda home and the guy dropped me at my place around 5 . kidogo kidogo naskia mlango imebishwa. kwenda kufungua napata EX wangu kwa mlango and am like WTF.

Apparently after kulewa i started texting her claiming how i missed the bitch and how cjapata dame kama yeye. after going through the texts i found out i invited to talk things over.

long story short, me and her are back together. dont know whether to thank Mutembei or Curse it. i dfghjkl her good though.

[DO_IT]

your hand will be thankful to mutembei

[mtu_chuma]

@Tonny Martial

So on friday we had an end of year bash for our company. Drinks and food were in plenty so i decided to help myself to my fill. Am more of a Vat69 guy but hazikua kwa stock so nkaamua niskume Ka Johny Mtembezi. Kulikua na designated driver so i was fine, mimi huyo kunyonya mtembezi nkichat chat. ikafika time ya kwenda home and the guy dropped me at my place around 5 . kidogo kidogo naskia mlango imebishwa. kwenda kufungua napata EX wangu kwa mlango and am like WTF.

Apparently after kulewa i started texting her claiming how i missed the bitch and how cjapata dame kama yeye. after going through the texts i found out i invited to talk things over.

long story short, me and her are back together. dont know whether to thank Mutembei or Curse it. i dfghjkl her good though.

Pombe si supu…

[incognitus]

shida si Johny shida ni wewe. anyway now try johny ginger utapenda sana…utapigia mpaka ex wako wa high school

[pamba]

Don’t blame Mtembei, blame it on deep sitted feelings :admud Freud.

[1776]

when you’re sober one week later utajuta sana.

[kawambui]

this has nothing to do with the truth serum(alcohol).
as pamba said you were lonely and you missed her.
why didnt you text a random bittch/co worker or a comnon hoe?
you didnt need sex rather you needed companionship.
@pamba how much sigmund frued do you know? that guy was nuts his shiet still applies today. starting with odeus complex

[jack_daniels_ddo]

shida za mutembezi

[Mathaais]

@Tonny Martial

ikafika time ya kwenda home and the guy dropped me at my place around 5 . kidogo kidogo naskia mlango imebishwa.

Hii 5 ilikuwa 5am ama 5pm?

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

a drunk man action is a sober man thoughts
johny waa just an excuse…kuna saying huenda ivi

wa musoka niguo uragaga mudu

[Tonny_Martial]

@Mathaais

Hii 5 ilikuwa 5am ama 5pm?

5AM.

[pamba]

@Carbon

this has nothing to do with the truth serum(alcohol).
as pamba said you were lonely and you missed her.
why didnt you text a random bittch/co worker or a comnon hoe?
you didnt need sex rather you needed companionship.
@pamba how much sigmund frued do you know? that guy was nuts his shiet still applies today. starting with odeus complex

@Tonny Martial

5AM.

Kila kitu mpaka ile daughter yake Hannah Freud came up with concerning sex

[Mathaais]

@Tonny Martial

5AM.

What kind of chic turns up at your door at 5am?That’s a poko my friend.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Tonny Martial

i dfghjkl her good though.

what is dfghjkl ?

[1776]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

what is dfghjkl ?

dry fry good hadi juices kwa leather

[vuja_de]

@Tonny Martial

So on friday we had an end of year bash for our company. Drinks and food were in plenty so i decided to help myself to my fill. Am more of a Vat69 guy but hazikua kwa stock so nkaamua niskume Ka Johny Mtembezi. Kulikua na designated driver so i was fine, mimi huyo kunyonya mtembezi nkichat chat. ikafika time ya kwenda home and the guy dropped me at my place around 5 . kidogo kidogo naskia mlango imebishwa. kwenda kufungua napata EX wangu kwa mlango and am like WTF.

Apparently after kulewa i started texting her claiming how i missed the bitch and how cjapata dame kama yeye. after going through the texts i found out i invited to talk things over.

long story short, me and her are back together. dont know whether to thank Mutembei or Curse it. i dfghjkl her good though.

Ongwae amesoma hii yote

[kwesta]

Hapo ulikosa dame wa kufunga kwa party ukaamua utatext booty call wako, you fell in love with your booty call.

[uwesmake]

UKIENDELEA HIVI SIKU MOJA UATEXT MALAYA WA SJ AKUJE AKUIBIE

[Nyadist]

@Tonny Martial

So on friday we had an end of year bash for our company. Drinks and food were in plenty so i decided to help myself to my fill. Am more of a Vat69 guy but hazikua kwa stock so nkaamua niskume Ka Johny Mtembezi. Kulikua na designated driver so i was fine, mimi huyo kunyonya mtembezi nkichat chat. ikafika time ya kwenda home and the guy dropped me at my place around 5 . kidogo kidogo naskia mlango imebishwa. kwenda kufungua napata EX wangu kwa mlango and am like WTF.

Apparently after kulewa i started texting her claiming how i missed the bitch and how cjapata dame kama yeye. after going through the texts i found out i invited to talk things over.

long story short, me and her are back together. dont know whether to thank Mutembei or Curse it. i dfghjkl her good though.

That is why you need to have atleast three punaniz on rotation at any given time…

[Tonny_Martial]

@uwesmake

UKIENDELEA HIVI SIKU MOJA UATEXT MALAYA WA SJ AKUJE AKUIBIE

Mambo ya S.J Apana. afaa nikatie mboch wa neighbour