Muslims and going to the toilet...

Today i was in isich doing some stuff. When i visited the toilet for a short call (kunyora) in one of the malls. There was this somali man inside the toilet using it, he took extra too long inside the toilet so i asked a cleaner kunaendaje. Then he told me something which I’ve not wrapped my head around till now. So he told me that, wakikojoa wana toa nguo zote alafu wana chuchuma waki kojoa…
What!? Yani every other episode of urination will involve stripping off all clothes, squat, take extra caution so that no urine touches your skin or clothes then wash everything with water then to top it all wash your hands while avoiding any splash of the water they wash their hands with from touching their body…
Reason for this: to avoid impurities because allah doesn’t accept any prayer if you have a dot of urine in your clothes…

At the end he took almost 7 minutes to urinate…damn

This is bizarre to me…

Wanaume wenzako wanabadilisha millions kwa mattress wewe unafikiria why a fellow man spends 7Mins in toilet?

thats why nawaonaga na vikombe wakiingia msalani

Wanakoroga na kutandaza sewage sana na vidole wakisafisha

That was total bullshit you were fed,besides 7 minutes doesn’t seem that much ama iko shida sphincter muscle?

Mogadishu hakuna urinals

:D:D mogaka, ulistuka sana?

Seems like hakuna

What’s the truth then?

Removing clothes ni porojo, what happens is you pee seated or squatting if the facilities permit, the ensure not to let urine splash on you or clothes, this is true.
Wash after urinating, also true.
If by chance you notice urine splashed on you, wipe off with water and you’re good to go. It won’t take you more than 3 mins.

Huyu mungu wenu ni very funny, ikiwa he considers urine as too dirty si ange design mwili ambayo haihitaji mkojo

Na Mohamed akipigwa blow job na mtoi WA 5 years

Mohammed and Allah are funny pigs. As in they demand too much from their dumb followers. I heard Mohammed was a goat fucker!

And a pedophile just as uwes said

Kwanini allah hapendi makojo na iko ndani ya mwili yako?

imagine mwanaume anakojoa ka mwanamke (seated , squating). ata kama ni dini, ingine ni ujinga n “cultism”. me ata huavoid food imepikwa na walalo (somali) coz ya kushika mavi kwa mkono ati ni usafi

Ujinga unazuia mkojo isikupake na umejaza mafi na mkojo kwa tumbo which is basically waste food. Hako mohhamed kalikua na wazimu kwa kichwa

Mohammed was a psychotic guy who started seeing visions in his childhood. Unfortunately, the Arabs thought he was sent to liberate them and followed him and thus embraced his madness.

He was just another psychotic devil worshipper…
It bothers me why a sane human being can convert to such a religion

How long do you take to pee?