So at my work place, there’s a Muslim lady, very conservative, tulipitana a few times, when she was new, alikuwa na kiherehere sana, I don’t know how it started , but tulizoeana, till she became soft to me.
Logistics ziliingiana, we slept together twice, I already knew my work mate also alikuwa amekula , akaingia mitini when she was new.
What shocks me is how good this women treat you as a guy, Yani Dem hadi job ananiletea maamri, those Mombasa mandazi zimewekwa viungo excess, saa hio nimecheza chini, I didn’t want the guy at the office ajue tumesalimiana,
She insists akuje weekend anifanyie usafi, I refuse obviously because it looks like a trap, she has never asked money from me, are Muslim women brought up right, ama hii ni trap naingizwa ndani?
If ni mdigo you know she can literally bring you water while in the loo and wipe your bottom after defecating? Just like a woman would change a baby’s diaper. They go to extremes these ones. And other stories
…Muslim girl hehe. Thought ni woria. Kama ni muislamu hata okuyu ya central wanaitwa Amina. Madem wa coast Huwa tu hivo ni mdigo ama mgiriama. Roho safi and very generous. Another version ya madem wakamba. Kuma utaandaliwa ule ushibe, kiuno kitabiringishwa na chakula utajaziwa mapochopocho kwa wingi. Ni their weakness my fren… @Kodiaga itabidi utafute Amina ama zubeda and I assure you utawachana na nurse nekesa mara Moja!
Mara ngapi mtaambiwa. Don’t sh*t where you eat. Kama unataka kukula ovyo kuna wengi nje. Ukisalimia watu kwa ofisi mnakaa mafala tu nyinyi wote and you create a very awkward environment that you can’t escape.
When I was an intern there was a manager siku moja alienda kupatia secretary job, dem akaruka akashout live live “Sifanyi!”
It was common knowledge to everyone with eyes and a brain jamaa alikuwa anakula. Kusema ukweli hata mimi nilitamani juu secretary alikuwa hella fwine lakini sikuwa na kakitu.
Jamaa ilibidi amekunja mukiya akajitoa. Very funny. Zile za we know you know that we know lakini tunaamua kujifanya wajinga hatujui kitu. Embarrassing as hell.