Mum sitaki kuku

A mother used to cook chicken to her children daily until the children got fed up…
Boy:mi ntaambia mama aache kutupikia kuku kila siku…
Gal:mbona?
Boy:nimeanza kumea manyoya huku chini…
Gal:oh,nilikuwa nadhani ni mimi pekee yangu…hebu nione zako…(the boy lowers his shorts)
Boy:unaona sasa matokeo ya mama na kuku zake?
Gal:gai…kwanza yako imezidi,si manyoya pekee yake…ona hata umeanza kumea shingo ya kuku…
Boy…hata hujaona…hebu gusa hapa uone mayai mbili ya kuku… A mosa deh

@Mosa deh kunywa masiwa. Kasarani Kuko Aje?

Wht aty kasa? Kasa gani brathe… kwani unanijua deh?

Tuko kanisa kijana, mambo gani haya

:D.Funny.Lakini plagiarism uwache.

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