Mugikuyu Jembe

Translation: A whore from the Kiuk tribe.
The Story: Some hoe around saa tano usiku mle River Road trying to lure a potential client into doing the do with her used the worst line ever:

“Agaria hii mwiri si unaona ata aiwezi kuwa na ukimwi. Mimi mwiri yagu in safi”.

Ladies and gentlemen, avoid River Road. Take your arousals to the correct places.

Kama ume wahi Gateg`o sema tu tukupigie dua

sasa…au wacha tu

Moral of the story?

Headline and Thread contents are so far apart.