MUGABE

ROBERT MUGABE’S LATEST QUOTES

  1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  5. "Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  7. "It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog
    for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

  9. "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, April 2016

  10. “God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, March 2016

  11. “If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, January 2016

But this time he hits the jackpot…

  1. “Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, May 19th, 2016 (just minutes ago).

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Wise man Mugabe
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If only. …!

Fake quotes.

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Cum on guys, we know they’re not really Bob’s quotes, just lighten up. These “quotes” are becoming an internet sensation, much like Chuck Norris facts.

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Truly a wise man

HIZI QUOTES ANASEMANGA AKIKAMULIWA BIBI AMA WAPI ?

Upussy

“If you are uncircumcised, no need to use a condom. Just tie a knot at the end of your foreskin.”
:heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, May 2016

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Hehe this kills it :D:D:D:D:D:D

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@Shyguy hujaambiwa poa na mugabe…

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:D:D:D

i don’t understand why people believe this shit. funny yes, but not Mugabe.

Duh.thanks for stating the obvious
Meffi

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most welcome. i try to help where i can… :slight_smile:

Ignorance is no defence

If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
Robert Mugabe, 201…

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G.O.L.D.

  1. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
    :heavy_check_mark:Robert Mugabe, 2016

This is a real quote by the President of Zimbabwe. Hizi zingine zote ni jokes.