jana nimelewa nikatusi wazee wa ushago na threshhold ya kenyatalk, nikatoroka what should i expect
Offer them your mkia kumbaf. Hii ndiyo shida YA peasants wakipewa pombe.
Say you don’t remember it … and if you can’t remember; then it didn’t happen. “It wasn’t me”.
You would be surprised at how many times I get away with shit; coz I claim I don’t remember doing/saying that. People tend to forgive if you can’t remember.
Hata mmi @Kuna Vitu Sipendi kama hivi
Pia Leo enda ulewe na wao na usiongee. As a matter of fact don’t talk about it lakini changia mjadala na ukuwe very respectful and friendly. Then ulewe tena uwatukane na utoroke. Watajua wewe si mtu mbaya. Ni pombe tu.
Self control ni muhimu sana
Don’t drink ukiwa na family.
Inafaa utoe mbuzi na upigwe na taatha ndio laana ikutoke.
(Taatha ni stomach contents za herbivores ikichinjwa…)
man naskia aibu mgtow mzima, nimeisha nguvu hata nje sitoki
embarassment is for little people. Mimi huchoma sana. A few weeks back I drank too much. I don’t recall what happened, but I’m told I removed my shirt and started dancing like a maniac. Later on I went to the balcony, whipped out my dickk and pissed in full view of onlookers who were gathered down below.
Next day I was strutting around town without fear or apology. In a hundred years time we’ll all be dead and rotting in our normal coffins. Take your petty indignities and tuck them back inside your heart.
:D:D:D
Niaje @Tauren
Enyewe wewe ni village idiot:D:D
:D:D:D:D:D refer me to your supplier
nunulia elders makali kama Jameson wakunywe watulie
Ng’ombe ici