Mswahili upo? Translate this.. .

[ol]
[li]I have two dogs and one table…[/li][li]Its on a Tuesday I must go to River Mbano.[/li][/ol]

U

Niko na mbwa wawili na meza moja
Leo ni jumatatu ni lazima niende mto Mbano

M

:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

Stop twisting it. It’s always" I have two cats and one table"

Wewe ni mefi ya kuku tu! Bure kabisa.

Input Kibaki’s Voice.

Meffi, what a waste of braincells.:meffi:

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