Msoto ni kitu mbaya

Msoto ni kitu mbaya elders!

Sasa last week Friday after kuset exam nmetulia kwa ofisi nikipitia news and politics threads kwa Kijiji. Whatsup message pops up kwa screen yangu. Nmemsave “mumama TSC.”

The mumama played a very critical role in helping me secure a post but shida ni since then she has behaving as if am a gigolo. The last time we were together it didn’t end well and I swore never to be used as a pleasure tool again.

Now she had texted “nimeland kisumu airport, board a wasili and come pick me.” Nilifanya self evaluation hapo kwa ofisi am asking myself how low she has rated me cz it was official working hours. Nikareply “Niko job and am on duty, I can’t be of help.”

Majioni kutokea job napata my Mason mukabwa ako kwa hao madam amempea chai. Jamaa amekua aki fine tune ile hao yangu but nilibreech contract kiasi upande ya malipo and that day he decided to camp kwangu kuningoja tangu saa sita mchana. Mashenzi anafwatilia night agent kwa tv yangu.

Hesabu ya haraka nikajiambia kuka itabidi umeshuka Kama sakayo. Nikacall mumama, akatuma mpesa ya 6k ya taxi. Nikalipa mukabwa na kumfurusha nje.nikajitoa kuingia kwa mat kuteremka Hadi kisumu. The mumama was in a posh hotel but akasema she is a common figure hapo so tukaenda kichochoro flani migosi kwa bar.

Ulevi kiasi na uyo mathe ashaanza story za kukulana. Time ya kukulana antaka dogyy but namshow zii.Let’s say I did the sloppiest sex ever. Am not proud of what transpired but at least I was given cash in foreign currency. Btw elders nmerealize wasito are already operating in dollars. And on that note where can I get a fat offer for dollar exchange?

:D:D:D mkuu hii story yiote ili uulize kwenye dollar iko na rates fiti? Good one!

kubali tu

Mbona hukumpea dongii?:D:p

Wacha kujifanya fala wewe. If you were truly embarrassed as you make it seem, hata hungetuchapia ii storo. If I recall last time you told us this story you acted so disgusted like you will never touch that woman again. But here we are. You realize you’re living many boys’ dreams??

Mwalimu wapi sketch hata kama ni ya airport

Kwani how disgusting is that woman? The only thing you have to do is condomise - such bitches usually have like 10 men on speed dial.

Siwes mind huyu mumama

Huyu ni Nancy?

Ulitomba mumama ukalipwa :D:D:D:D:D:D

Honesty and truthfulness are virtues taught to us since childhood but very few Kenyans are as honest and truthful as you. Kongole. Your mum would be really proud of you.

Wewe ni poko wa kiume

Hunikalia mumama amekauka sana na anatake 20hrs kurise to occassion na akirise, utakua mpaka na muscle pull ya calf muscles.

Elders hakuna mumama appealing. Mtu asiwachoche. Leo hii hata Sabina chege akiletwa am sure something off will emerge. Tulipitania story ya kumkula doggy, something which I detest

Alafu sakayo Tena asiwahi delay na salo ya watu, mbwa yeye. We wouldn’t find ourselves in such a predicament. Niliwashow wale walimu wa junior high school are now doing bodaboda usiku

Mwalimu si hata urushe 10 dollars Pia sisi tumefinywa kidogo Makagary na Nabii tunalia kwi kwi kama zuchu…sema niweke namba huko kisanduku.

Hata Mimi nipigie pass Kwa Mumama tuone kijana yangu Iko hapa kama itaingia TSC bana…Imekuwa inazurura tu kutafuta makazi lakini Ina TSC number tayari.

Ndekwe I believe you are in your 20s and relatively new in your career. Utatumika sana usipochunga. Mimi nishawai tumiwa mara tatu nikiwa kijana barubaru wa mid 20s. But atleast mimi sikua nachotewa:D:D. Ogopa sana women in their 30s and 40s pale gava…wanapigania vijana same way sisi hupigania female interns. Kwanza mkienda conference hua noma sana. Kubali wewe ni gigolo yaishe:D:D:D

Cheza chini mkuu

Baana Mimi si gigolo. I was raised in a Christian home. Circumstances. Ambieni nabii watu tunajipata kwa majaribio salary ikidelay