Msijali Pope is good omen.

Munaweza furahia ata kama pesa imetumika vibaya wakubwa. Juu hakuna kitu mnaweza do. Kama Mnatumianga vichwa kama kofia mkichaguana tutasemaje?

Msijali. The only reason pope is coming here is because Kenya has become very popular, or at least known for several things. The reason pope found it apt to come to kenya is because Obama came home and everyone in the world now knew obama is from a place called Kenya. Kumbe kuna mahali kama hiyo ya watu weusi iko na watu wakubwa.

Kenya is known for several things

  1. We can steal anything. We can even steal the sun if it could buy us a bloti.
  2. We have educated people. Oddly, we have a education gender balance equal to that of developed nations. Kile tunasoma ndio questionable.
  3. We are generally loud mouths. Especially watu wa kutoka sitasema wapi…Simunaona vile kimdomo cha obama kilidanganya americans. Hawajawahi sikia mistari kama hiyo. We can also break twitter anytime.
  4. Even Ben Carson was so smitten that he wanted to be called Kenyan. So he googled tribes za kenya akatafuta yenye inamkaa kwa sura akaanza kusema huko ni kwao.
  5. Maasai Mara wildebeest crossing, the Rift Valley and the Menengai.
  6. Cocaine and heroine trafficking. You cant beat us at it. We are the new Colombia and everyone knows that including artur margaryan, artur sagarsyan, and chinedu. How long did they survive here?
  7. MauMau

Wakenya hua na mdomo sana wote, hapo hakuna tribe ama nini.

Sinimesema especially.

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kwani kuna country iko na watu hawana midomo??

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Inaonekana ni like unatafuta. Pewa moja

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Tulia dadee.

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