Msaliti @uwesmake

[system]

Kikuyus are in Jubilee and will vote for Uhuru not because he has done much to them but simply because they want protect their Uthamaki (Kingdom).

This they have stated matter-of-factly several times in their vernacular FM station KAMEME FM.

Sasa wewe watchman kutoka shimo flani huko kimilili na kiherehere yako unataka kupigia kura Uhuru to protect what??? How??? Why???

cc @uwesmake

[Doc_Oga]

Upussy tupu
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[Fala_12]

Niaje @Jirani a.k.a @Ghetto

[Maraiyoiyo]

To diffuse this umeffi, lemme contribute by sharing an Ugali recipe:

1. Boil water for bathing;
2. Get thirsty;
3. Decide to make tea;
4. Get a bit hungry;
5. Decide to make uji;
6. Add flour and stir till to boil;
7. Let hunger reach climax;
8. Add more flour and stir till hard;
9. let it simmer;
10. Serve with kuku chicken, mtoto wa kuku, eggs, chakula ya kuku ugali ndogo, or kitu kuku haiwezi kula chumvi depending on financial status…
11. Take a shit;
12. Compare with the umeffi you have posted;
13. Feel ashamed.

[Eng_iti]

UOTP.

We are going to have a meeting on how to evict this JudAss from our community.

[Jergen]

@Kaswende

Kikuyus are in Jubilee and will vote for Uhuru not because he has done much to them but simply because they want protect their Uthamaki (Kingdom).

I wish people could learn from previous mistakes.

[Fala_12]

@Maraiyoiyo

To diffuse this umeffi, lemme contribute by sharing an Ugali recipe:

1. Boil water for bathing;
2. Get thirsty;
3. Decide to make tea;
4. Get a bit hungry;
5. Decide to make uji;
6. Add flour and stir till to boil;
7. Let hunger reach climax;
8. Add more flour and stir till hard;
9. let it simmer;
10. Serve with kuku chicken, mtoto wa kuku, eggs, chakula ya kuku ugali ndogo, or kitu kuku haiwezi kula chumvi depending on financial status…
11. Take a shit;
12. Compare with the umeffi you have posted;
13. Feel ashamed.

Mbegu za bangi sio peremende boss

[Nattydread]

@Kaswende

This they have stated matter-of-factly several times in their vernacular FM station KAMEME FM.

Nest time, make a recording. Hearing is believing.

[uwesmake]

btw mukiona @uncle nyamba mwambieni nilimblock i dont see any chieth he posts . na wewe kaswende jua as a sponsor i cant communicate directly to a NV direct your question to my jester @Some Say then maybe huko 2060 ill reply .

2017

Uhuru - President
Gavana - Sonko/ Miguna

[mundu_mulosi]

@uwesmake

btw mukiona @uncle nyamba mwambieni nilimblock i dont see any chieth he posts . na wewe kaswende jua as a sponsor i cant communicate directly to a NV direct your question to my jester @Some Say then maybe huko 2060 ill reply .

2017

Uhuru - President
Gavana - Sonko/ Miguna

Tulisema ukiblock mtu si big deal. You don’t have to tell us.

Mefi.

[uwesmake]

@Mundu Mulosi

Tulisema ukiblock mtu si big deal. You don’t have to tell us.

Mefi.

mulisema na nani , makende kuota .

[mundu_mulosi]

@uwesmake

mulisema na nani , makende kuota .

Kijiji, wewe na Fuild Marshal mukiblock mtu mnashinda hapa mpaka you create a whole thread announcing that.

[system]

@Mundu Mulosi

Kijiji, wewe na Fuild Marshal mukiblock mtu mnashinda hapa mpaka you create a whole thread announcing that.

Mbona Mnadelete my ingenious threads

[system]

@Yule Karis Black

Mbona Mnadelete my ingenious threads

juu huwa unapost nonsense

[anon18059438]

@uwesmake

btw mukiona @uncle nyamba mwambieni nilimblock i dont see any chieth he posts . na wewe kaswende jua as a sponsor i cant communicate directly to a NV direct your question to my jester @Some Say then maybe huko 2060 ill reply .

2017

Uhuru - President
Gavana - Sonko/ Miguna

Niaje judas Iskariot lichoti @uwesmake?

[pumbu]

@Mundu Mulosi

Kijiji, wewe na Fuild Marshal mukiblock mtu mnashinda hapa mpaka you create a whole thread announcing that.

ni uzee si kupenda kwao #fossilmanenos

[Koolibah]

Ulisikia wapi? Wacha pang’ang’a and dig up threads on apathy