Moving to Mtwapa

Sex & Relationships
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Just laughing here, People think mtwapa ni hapo from bridge along the tarmac hadi huko Lambada. Mtwapa is huge. Chics are easier to get and pussy is cheap unless we ni fala uende kutafuta online. Those online are enlightened. If you end up settling there weka A/C cooler kwa nyumba to be used at special times. Plus living in mtwapa means mombasa is closer(nairobi to thika is more than twice the distance mtwapa to mombasa)

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High school girl? Hata ka hukua unajua, hapo uliponea bro. Unless she was above 18. Hiyo club ingine next to Tapas si ni Anuba? Anuba is my favourite joint nikiwa mwambao wa pwani.

Tapas pia ni poa but bei ziko juu. Nishawai patana na dem alikuwa likizo coast. Akaniambia nimpeleke Tapas. Mali safi, me huyo. After 6K of food and drinks aka ni show “I have to go back to my friend’s house”. Wah! Na akaita Uber akaenda. Ili bidi niende hapo nyuma, I think ni Bob’s, nika pata kadem.

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Mombasa sikuwai jua Blue balls ni nini!!!

Watoto matako soft soft kama pillow ya fibre!!

Huku akina Akinyi on the other hand!! Matako ngumu kama ugali ya kusiaga!

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Sodom and gomorrah ya mombasa

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I once lived in Miritini, kumbe there were some EPZ in the neighbourhood. Wacha tu the supply of puzzy in that place

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All true but proximity to Mombasa is not important at all. The only good thing in Mombasa is Shawarma ya Tarboush (if you can ignore how filthy the restaurant is).

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Yes, I meant Anuba. Pole kuchezwa dirty though. And yes, Tapas is the priciest club hapo kwa hio circle ya Nyali Center / City Mall. But that’s where you are likeliest to spot the finer women.

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You dated a whore?

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Yeah man. And she was absolutely awesome.

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Who is above 27 and hasn’t ?

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:smiley:
Stop waking up with primitive girls, it’s bad for your head.

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Mtwapa you can become poor easily. You will download like 10 loan apps just to finance the easy life you get there…

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Great! you remembered to tell us that this is Cholera Center. Shawarma yao haingii ya Barka kwa vyovyote vile!

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Agwambo na hizi hekaya zake, wacha tu…

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Mtwapa is a town unlike any other…lakini you can lose focus rahisi sana!No one cares what you do, na kuamkia pombe asubuhi can become the order of your days…na hutakosa wa kunywa nao.
Rent was also cheap last i was there, and the greatest samaki and pweza choma by the beach and at kumbe hotel.
Girls were in plentyyy

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I’m also moving back to Mombasa. When I handle my biz

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Hehehe hio upuzi sikuwa na entertain na madem wamekuja holiday Mombasa from Nai.Iilinifanyikia once nikaspend around 4k kwa dem halafu akadai ati ‘i have a early morning flight tomorrow’.Hapo ndio nilisema never again
Sana sana madem wa nairobi wenye walipenda kuenda live band ya Mombasa Roots Band pale Kahamas ndio walikua na hio ujinga.Nikiitiwa form yoyote ati kuna madem nilikua natokea bit nikiitisha bill hakuna cha sijui kuchangisha,nilikua naitisha drinks zangu kama nalipa cash nikifanyisha madem interview nione ni mgani yuko ready kubebwa.Nikisha identify mali safi ya nairobi tuna change venue baadae huko ma 1am tunaenda bobs then naenda nayeye home.Nakula yeye hadi morning then napeleka yeye hotel room yake ama wherever aliacha ngio zake then staright to the airport.From every such encounter atleast nilikua na regular poosie anytime wanakuja Mombasani.Nilikula ma account managers wa EABL na GSK na General electric vibaya sana.

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Madame wa College ni wapi Mombasa

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Mtwapa unaweza tandika madem watano kwa bed. Wako collapsed doggie. Unakula mkia kibuffet style

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Buda, so mimi kitambo kabla sonko arenovate club volume niliishi hapo shanzu , apartment Fulani hapo. Mchana nikaenda mtwapa kubuy shorts ya kuenda beach baadaye, Nika tune hako kadame kaliniuzie, lakini akasema atanipea friend yake juu ye hawezi make. Nikapewa hook up. Namba mimi nani nikavuta mtu . Kadame tu petite ka 1gb , kawaida mimi na rexxubwa ni bbw. But nikasema haithuru, so akakuja kujani nilikua na Gin kwaida wine bar yangu lazima ikue na stock . Alikua afternoon so Nika Suma sgr hadi 8 jioni akadai kuenda , sawa fare nikampa . Akaenda next day niaje akakuja kama 4jioni . So tuna fuck usiku dame anaanza kulia , analia anaanza kunipea mashida zake sijui Kwa ni embu Ako na mtoi story 112, so Sasa nane anadai anataka kuishia usiku na mwambia angoje morning aende anasema zii nikaita watchie atafute hadi bike akakosa .Dame amekua hesterical akasema anaenda akatoka usiku mimi nikarudi nikalala. 4:30 naaamshwa dame amerudi sijui alikimbizwa nawakora akapata watu hulida tu flower farms hapo ukienda pride inn Dio walimurudisha Hana viatu atleast simu hakuimbiwa . Nikafikiria mzito dame angeuawa aki ningewekwa Dani juu ya umang’aa wake. Sikuwai mcol Tena. Nilikua naona simu nalenga. Either alikiwa anaenda ukuro ama uchawi sijui ni gani .

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