I’m thinking of moving to Mtwapa next year, naskia kuna watoto wazuri sana. What else should I expect? Watu wa pwani
ukimwi
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Ni wapi hakuna hiyo
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The beautiful ones wamekaziwa sana sana. Wale utakutana nao 90 % ni malaya. 1 or 2 of those whores will be exceedingly hot. But the majority are meh. Pitia Tapas Cielo in Nyali Center. The hot ones like going there. Ukipatana na Zarina Tegani salimia yeye sana. She used to be a regular there once upon a time.
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Zarina pia huuza
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Mtwapa is hot noisy and chaotic. Pussy alone cannot move a normal person there. I tried sex in Voi with all fans on and gave up entirely.
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…and dusty.
Peasant in Chief
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@hoe_is_life they have summed up what I wanted to say. So the choice now lies with you, all the best in your decision
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I can confirm that Nairobi has better Variety than Mtwapa… Wagiriama and those types of tribes are not especially hot. Halafu nyau in coast is like 10 times more expensive ju ya wazungu kuharibu bei
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She used to hang out with the owner of Tapas. A billionaire in his 50s (great guy). Your guess is as good as mine as to what their friendship is all about.
The one thing that is not up for guessing is that if you approach with suave, she will listen…
Mtwapa is big, you can find some nice spots if you searched. Though probably better to live in Nyali. It’s a 10 minute drive from Nyali to Mtwapa. And the moment you tell a Mtwapa girl that you live in Nyali, you’ve just about wrapped up that pull.
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Nyau coast is practically free. Kwanza hao wako na white boyfriends ndio the freeest. Also coast 99 % of the time you will get down on the first day. They are much more sexually liberal than Nai. And beer is 160 for kawaida beers, 200 for GK.
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Depends with the local you are in.
Also, siku hizi Mtwapa nightlife moved to Bamburi Mtambo. Ni vile covid destabilized the night life.
Hizo ni bei za Mtwapa Paradise. Hanging out with the old German and Swiss pensioners.
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Club nyingi beer ni 250 na 350
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Lived in Mtwapa for four years.The best four years of my life.By the time I was done with Mtwapa,cane back to Nairobi na nikaoa.
Pussy is plenty and easily available,bora lugha.The prettiest chicks are the most dinyable coz hawana demand kwa wazungu,wazungu wana prefer wholesome African chicks,wenye talkers huita hapa kienyeji.
Used to stay in some apartments opposite a club called eagles nest on your way to Vopa Cabana beach ukishapita Kendas.There were like six barely legal malayas staying in the flat just below my house coz nilikua top floor.Friday ikifika,wenye wakuenda out used to come to my place to cook before so that they can eat before hitting the clubs.They will come kijirembesha as well,you will end up fucking all of them before they leave,they will cook for you plus osha the viombo and it becomes a very nice cycle.Mwenye amewachwa kwa nyumba pia atakuja kujifanya anatafta movie kumbe anataka kudinywa na huna appetite.
Huko ukiwa mtu open minded and you relate well with people utajua nice.Was friend with the pawn shop owners.Once bought a toyota Opa KBD for Ksh200 k froma malaya on distress and sold it for ksh600k.
Mtwapa nikutamu.Anytime I am in Msa lazima I sign register in Mtwapa first.
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That’s the interesting thing with these Mtwapa women. You infiltrate a clique and you will go through all of them. I dated a Mtwapa Prostitute for a few months and ended up having sex with nearly all her friends. Mombasa is hedonistic. My Nai “girlfriend” came to stay with me for a month. Wakapatana na huyo malaya wa coast, wakawa best friends. I think huyo Malaya akamfunza maneno za wazungu, juu aliporudi Nai alianza story za kuenda university Norway and she disappeared off the face of the earth.
Actually there’s a time the Watchmen were thinking I am a drug dealer and the women are mules. Juu the rate at which women used to enter and leave that apartment was crazy. Halafu unajua ukiwa full time on online work, watu hawakuoni ukienda job. But deliveries za food zinaingia daily. Na women wako in and out.
My time in Mombasa was also one of the best times of my life.
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I’m not much of a clubber lakini. Pia clubbing for me was almost exclusively restricted to Nyali Clubs. I’d occasionally go to Tapas Cielo (but drinks were free for me here). I went to Hypnotize I guess once. And the other club near Tapas Cielo pia nilienda once. Sheba I went twice. Bob’s I went nearly every Sunday, but only in the morning 5am - 10am.
I think I have only ever clubbed in Mtwapa once. Way, way, way back in 2012 when Bahnhoff existed. Nikabeba chipo. Only to learn in the morning that she was a high school girl.
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This is 100% factual… once you get used to coasto chics adapting to womens from these other places ni kazi ngumu…
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Wacha niwapigie hadithi ya Mombasa. I used to go to some kalocal karibu na Mombasa Paradise, just next to City Mall. This night nimeangukia a nice sweet ndogo ndogo. At least she looked nice and sweet. Everything went fine and we left the local and went to the crib. Crib we went straight to the bedroom and everything went fine. The chic then said she was hungry, nikamshow aende kitchen kuna some food she can warm. So she got up and headed to the kitchen.
Have you ever heard a blood-curdling scream in your life? My friend the girl went hysterical. Screaming at the top of her lungs. I got up and went to the kitchen to be met by curses and hurling of sufurias and glasses. Ati why am I trying to kill her? Wait what? Ati apparently because I had pork in the house, I am into witchcraft and I’ve been sent to kill her. Mwanamke alipiga nduru hadi mawatchie walikuja. She took her stuff and left in a huff.
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To die young