Movie - Mean girls
“And on the third day, god created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.”
Reminds me of “and on the 8th, God created Kenyans”
Full metal jacket -
Today… is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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Pulp Fiction-
Jules: “You read the Bible, Brett?”
Brett: “Yes!”
Jules: “Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”
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Batman to Superman in batman vs superman : "You are feeling it now aren’t you? What the rest of us live with everyday, your own mortality, but don’t worry you will survive…I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way, and in all the years to come in your most private moments, I want you to remember the one man who beat you.
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Oh yeah, the animated one
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Jules: “Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. [SIZE=5]The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men.[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children[/SIZE]. [SIZE=7]And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee![/SIZE]”
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Baas
At the height of the Cuban missile crisis, a situation situation arose in Egypt that got the attention of both USA and Russia. The handling of the matter didn’t please the Russia government and so Khrushchev sent a message to the then US Sec Of State, it read:
“if you find it difficult to act jointly with us in this matter, i’m afraid we will be faced with a necessity of urgency considering the question of taking appropriate steps”
batman vs superman-
do you bleed?
you will!
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! "
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
“The Joker”, played by Heath Ledger- The Dark Knight (2008)
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The best joker on the big screen,
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The Boondocks s02 Thugnificient showing off his crib. “And this is the straw that broke the haters camel’s back nigga”
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Never Gets old…
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Some say…
JC- TG (rip)
The 300
eat hearty,coz today we dine in hell
“Don’t know Niggas make no plans! Niggas only react to outside stimuli.” -Uncle Ruckus
[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3][FONT=Tahoma]Shane Patton: Movie- Lone Survivor…I cut the movie so just i can save this part only…the soundtrack also so nice[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=3]:D:D:D[/SIZE][/FONT]
"Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock:D:D. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s. Those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes:D:D. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’m a UDT Navy Seal diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys".
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