Movie Jesus: Which one is your favorite?

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From the movie The Greatest Story Ever Told
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King of Kings
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The Gospel According To St. Mathew
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Jesus Christ Superstar
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Jesus Of Nazareth 1977
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The Last Tempation of Jesus Christ
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Jesus - 1999

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Batman Jesus from Mary Mother of Jesus
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The Passion of the Christ
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Visual Bible: The Gospel of John
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Son of God 2014
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My favorite, and probably yours too, is this one played by an English actor called Brian Deacon in the film Jesus in 1979
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Yes, they are all white.

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http://funnyoroffensive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/12798822.jpg

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Yo, Listen up, Bitches. Ma pa sez you gotta love him or BURN. Shit crazy. Yo!

Jesus Pinkman.

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I liked Jesus as Neo
http://awesomehouse.com/parallels.html

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/matrix/images/3/32/Neo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060715235228

Now waiting for the next one of Jesus as Superman:
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/06/15/man-of-steelfilled-with-christ-references/
http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Journalism/2013/06/15/Man-of-steel-Christ-pose.jpg

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Going to one up you by saying I liked him as the Ăśbermensch.

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http://img06.deviantart.net/0c00/i/2015/105/6/8/shrek_jesus_by_moonpigsart-d80sunq.jpg

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yesus

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There’s the ghetto Jesus. The photo won’t upload from mobile.

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you mean this one?

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lemmie ask whats soooo funny in mocking God? or in many instances Christianity and their beliefs?

bunch of idiots…

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No. A black one.

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Well, THICHWO!

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btw cant you function bila insults? get another hobby…

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That’s a question you should ask yourself, you dolt! Can’t you see the irony?

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sometimes i wonder if we learnt the same grammar, so when did irony become idiocy?

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:frowning: … compromise

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which god? and their beliefs…

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whats your question? thanks for the correction…