Movie Buffs Kuna Vile Tumebebwa Ujinga

I love a good entertaining movie but kuna vile omusungu and others wametubeba malenge mbaya. Recently stumbled on a YouTube channel, Space Ice, that deconstructs several movies we grew up on. Yaani some movies ziko na plot zingine za ujinga sana mpaka kuna vile nimejidharau for spending my 90 min and 5 Bob kwenda kuona ufala back in the days. Nigerians have done worse with their oga movies zimejaa uchawi na illuminati. Take a look as he deconstructs Steven Seagul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsGUw9FWoc

Most feature films are dumbed down content for people who find thinking too hard and tiring. Unfortunately the more you watch them the more of your braincells you make redundant, hence reducing your capacity to figure out solutions.

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@uwesmake ulisema steven seagal ndio jujitsu master sindio?

Steven Seagal is a known fraud from the late 90s but in recent years his films have become extremely bad. It’s suspected that the studios which produce them are money laundering fronts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4

Steven Seagal bado yuko?
Huko hollywood akona scandals aina zote. Nilicheki akona kesi kadhaa za sexual harrasment. Jamaa anakamua female actors akipromise kuwapea roles kwa movie zake alafu anawatoka. Ghasia ya mtu.

Kweli kapsa. I cancelled local TV content after finding out they want us to binge on Mexican and Indian soap operas with papa shirandula, inspector mwala, mother in-law, Assimio, Kenya kwisha et al being the only intervening factors. Unaona TV ukitoka hapo unajiuliza kama wewe ndio mjinga ama wengine ndio wajinga. I mean after watching papa shirandula halafu uone sijui Casa Di Mia chieth followed by whatever shenanigans Raila and ruto were up to as 9 o’clock prime news intertwined with ignorant talking heads being interviewed, akili itafikiria kitu ingine kweli?

How is this a bad thing from a testosterone laden male? Kuwakunywa na straw ain’t really a bad thing.

A person who screws for a part deserves to be shafted.

There’s a target audience for Seagal and Nigerian movies… Kama wako sawa then objective achieved.
Hata mimi nilipitia hiyo phase tu, Seagal movies on VHS, Nigerian movies in the VCD/DVD era

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:D:D:D:D:D:D tf is this? Hata sikuwa nimewatch iyo video just watched it and am like wtf is this bana? :D:D

Kwanza za Van Damme na Rambo ndio nimejidharau kabisa. Na vile tulikuwa tunatembea kaguu for kilometres kwenda kuwatch lorry ya film ikicome kwetu once a month.

Sema factual.

wa avengers tumenyamaza

Never really liked segall. Sipendangi hero hata hapati slap moja but anauwa watu wote. Tena kwa movie zote.

Stephen Seagul alivuma Tu na Underside 1 and 2 before watu wachanuke and realised his movies were crap. Ule msee anamfuata saa hii ni Bruce Willis, he is overproducing movies na most ziko na a very weak plot

So I looked for a Movie called Cosmic Sin juu ilikuwa na msito Bruce Willis…

Some bits were so bad Hadi I was wondering why did he allow himself to be associated with such crap!

It is part of a wider satanic scheme; to dumb down the masses.

Aii zii Rambo na van damme zilikua perfection for their time that’s why they were that big. Movie zao ni ma classic. All 80’s & 90’s movies were corny and cheesy as hell but they worked for their time