Mother's day

[kah_tony]

This is to remind you all Mother’s day is around the corner. Personally this day should be much more hyped than Valentine’s. Mother is the only person hawezi kuangusha. Hata kama wewe ni mwizi, she will always have your back. When you’re broke, anaweza ku-support. Do something special this year.
Hii mambo ya kuweka wanawake wengine pedestal achia @lula da silva.

[gashwin]

hebu nulize tu…kwani huyu @lula da silva alikula mbuzi ya nani?

[Nostradumbass]

hii mwaka mother’s day imekawia sana…last year ilikuwa karibu kila mwezi

[pimpin5000hoes]

This is one of those things all the women in the world have successfully conspired to cheat all men out of. Because we have no idea when it is, last year I swear mother’s day zilikuwa more than tatu.

[aviator]

@Gio, make me the meals on that day.

[system]

Kwani fathers don’t do those?

[Gio]

@aviator

@Gio, make me the meals on that day.

Zitaanzia na shot 7 minimum halafu tupike pamoja

[aviator]

@Gio

Zitaanzia na shot 7 minimum halafu tupike pamoja

Did you pick mukobero from Mulosi?

[john_doe]

@Gio

Zitaanzia na shot 7 minimum halafu tupike pamoja

I highly doubt that mate

[Gio]

@aviator

Did you pick mukobero from Mulosi?

Alinikujia nazo pamoja na goat weed, jitayarishe

[kah_tony]

@Gio and @aviator typical. Yaani tumetoka kwa mama sasa ni kukamuana.

[Gio]

@kah tony will make @aviator scream. Meanwhile niko ofisi nawatch hii http://runthegauntlet.org/ level 7 ya @The.Black.Templar alituwekea hapa

[Mrs4thletter]

@pimpin5000hoes

This is one of those things all the women in the world have successfully conspired to cheat all men out of. Because we have no idea when it is, last year I swear mother’s day zilikuwa more than tatu.

Yani unacomplain

[kah_tony]

@Mrs4thletter

Yani unacomplain

Kuna ile Meme inasemanga mwk Ana Samsung s7 na mama Ana kabambe imewekwa rubber band kushikilia battery.
Masangu Ana simu mbili. Alisema moja haiwezi download whatsapp (aki ya nani) nikanunua ingine.

[Mrs4thletter]

@kah tony

Kuna ile Meme inasemanga mwk Ana Samsung s7 na mama Ana kabambe imewekwa rubber band kushikilia battery.
Masangu Ana simu mbili. Alisema moja haiwezi download whatsapp (aki ya nani) nikanunua ingine.

Will you be my son?

[lula_da_silva]

@kah tony

This is to remind you all Mother’s day is around the corner. Personally this day should be much more hyped than Valentine’s. Mother is the only person hawezi kuangusha. Hata kama wewe ni mwizi, she will always have your back. When you’re broke, anaweza ku-support. Do something special this year.
Hii mambo ya kuweka wanawake wengine pedestal achia @lula da silva.

@kah tony ninakuonea kwa 18 nitakunyamazisha kama @Ka-Buda na @Jirani jua the street aint meant for everyone that is why we have pavements,don’t provoke me.

[lula_da_silva]

@gashwin

hebu nulize tu…kwani huyu @lula da silva alikula mbuzi ya nani?

Ni chuki tu,I just did some jicho pevu on someone,sasa they have poured some money to finish me.

[pimpin5000hoes]

@Mrs4thletter

Yani unacomplain

Mtoi aniambie ninunulie mama yake kitu ya mothers’ day. Mathe ndiye huyo. Na usisahau ziko kama fefte kwa mwaka. Aii. Kila mtu angeambiwa afanye mothers ’ day yake moja asahau hiyo story

[The.Black.Templar]

@Gio

@kah tony will make @aviator scream. Meanwhile niko ofisi nawatch hii http://runthegauntlet.org/ level 7 ya @The.Black.Templar alituwekea hapa

Ni nini umeona noma sana so far?

[wildfrank]

@kah tony

This is to remind you all Mother’s day is around the corner. Personally this day should be much more hyped than Valentine’s. Mother is the only person hawezi kuangusha. Hata kama wewe ni mwizi, she will always have your back. When you’re broke, anaweza ku-support. Do something special this year.
Hii mambo ya kuweka wanawake wengine pedestal achia @lula da silva.

thnks bro for the reminder life imekuwa too busy ata kukumbuka ni shida…last tym i missd it nd my mum was not that happy about it…“haroo harroo furaje(francis) jana irikuwa mothers day na ata hukuniwish hape mothers day”…i felt it