Most stupid girl chase you've ever done

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Gio

Miaka 6!!! You are officially a wuus, you dont deserve a seat at the table of men

I should be at what table? Heheheee…

[Shabba_Ranks]

@It's Le Scumbag

Nyinyi mnasema sijui one year,six months bla bla bla…
Am still chasing it since getting to know her over 6 years ago. But I once got a blow job but never got to hack it… I promised myself lazima nitatandika one day.
Now you can all laugh at me till ya ribs ache…

Hizi ni zile tactics Mkufuu alikuwa anasema. Ati you just hang around a chiq till siku utapata…WTF! Beta male mentality.

[WuTang]

@Barueri

Kucheswo tumecheswo, kwanza yangu after dating a chiq for over a year, without hitting pucci (I was a young naive bastard) the chiq had the guts to call me on the phone with her new guy so that they can collectively tell me nitembeze kiatu.

Aiyayayayaya. :eek:

[emali]

mimi kuna mrembo wa jehovah’s witness nilitongoza karibu 6 months… nilikuwa hata naenda kingdom hall na yeye tunapiga magoti kumsifu bwana lakini hiyo kitu alikataa nayo kabisa,

[WuTang]

@Grundy

Mkao akikukazia ujue uko down

Generalizations

[jerrydubiz]

@bjurmann

My award still goes to that ninja who said that in campus,a lady took him for granted despite his attempts of acting sponsor even with the meagre HELB. One day jamaa akacheswa and couldn’t take the pain anymore. In the cover of darkness,he went to the campus football pitch,and after studying his environs and satisfied himself he is all alone…He let out a huge scream/wail. Dropped on the grass for a few and then re-collected himself to his cubicle.

That guy is a legend…

[mtu_chuma]

@emali

mimi kuna mrembo wa jehovah’s witness nilitongoza karibu 6 months… nilikuwa hata naenda kingdom hall na yeye tunapiga magoti kumsifu bwana lakini hiyo kitu alikataa nayo kabisa,

We are sailing in the same boat mwanaume i also had one na kalikataa na hio kitu kabisa the most i did nikumpiga mafinger na kisses… hata Bj alikataa… Nikamwambia potelea kangemi.

[conteh]

@bubudui

One thing I’ve learned with age is that whenever ukinyimwa then kuna jamaa mahali anapewa! My 2 cents.

TRUE

[jerrydubiz]

@Barueri

Kucheswo tumecheswo, kwanza yangu after dating a chiq for over a year, without hitting pucci (I was a young naive bastard) the chiq had the guts to call me on the phone with her new guy so that they can collectively tell me nitembeze kiatu.

Hehehe some women are so evil…

[emali]

@mtu chuma

We are sailing in the same boat mwanaume i also had one na kalikataa na hio kitu kabisa the most i did nikumpiga mafinger na kisses… hata Bj alikataa… Nikamwambia potelea kangemi.

hao madem wako brainwashed kabisa…lazima umvalishe pete ndio uonje hiyo kitu

[mtu_chuma]

@emali

hao madem wako brainwashed kabisa…lazima umvalishe pete ndio uonje hiyo kitu

Hio kazi ni ngumu but i have seen some wakichapwa ma balls. i wonder how wanaume huwa na nini

[emali]

@mtu chuma

Hio kazi ni ngumu but i have seen some wakichapwa ma balls. i wonder how wanaume huwa na nini

labda ni uvumilivu…mimi nililenga hiyo story baada ya kuitwa brother ‘emali’ for 6 months

[mtu_chuma]

@emali

labda ni uvumilivu…mimi nililenga hiyo story baada ya kuitwa brother ‘emali’ for 6 months

hehehehe… :D:D:D:D

[Ice_Cube]

@emali

labda ni uvumilivu…mimi nililenga hiyo story baada ya kuitwa brother ‘emali’ for 6 months

:D:D:D:D

[ngomi]

enyewe tumekipata sasa mimi this chic after kuwa mr nice boy kaa mwaka zile za ka present hapa ka movie pale ka ice cream kukiwa na solar mwenda kaa hii ya leo maze na vitu sipewi ni tu pecks twa ufala tu na kuna vile alikuwa yuko yuu dedli so hata those pecks used to make me shiver hata i used to wonder nikapewa hizi vitu si hata naeza tetemeka niangukie hadi meza .so i saw shit goin towards the fan siku tunatoka tao napea makanga pesa ya mtu mbili ananishow huyo mwengine ni vako then lookin at the chic she had this smile hata sai usiku sana naionaga so mimi na ufala yangu nika asume siku ingine sasa ndio sasa nijue hii ni noma nampeleka stage aende tao maze mat zinakuja analenga namuuliza anasema hio si poa maze ile mat ya ule shenzi ikakuja mtoto akachangamka mbaya gari nayo ikakuja imewasha hadi taa na ni mchana na hapo hapo gari ilikuwa chrome kaboy flani kakaamshwa.the chic dint even luk back hata wave watu nguyas hakunipea ile ya ukweli hio iliniuma fo long niki imagin vitu sasa makanga anakula mbele yangu na ni wale madonda wa nguvu nways i moved on but niko na grudge kubwa sana watu wa roady mpaka wa leo na ni ariba ya mbokita

[kalel]

hakuna mtu alizaliwa akiwa fisi,nature vs nurture…lakini wanaume tunajionea mengi

[mariachi]

@ngomi

enyewe tumekipata sasa mimi this chic after kuwa mr nice boy kaa mwaka zile za ka present hapa ka movie pale ka ice cream kukiwa na solar mwenda kaa hii ya leo maze na vitu sipewi ni tu pecks twa ufala tu na kuna vile alikuwa yuko yuu dedli so hata those pecks used to make me shiver hata i used to wonder nikapewa hizi vitu si hata naeza tetemeka niangukie hadi meza .so i saw shit goin towards the fan siku tunatoka tao napea makanga pesa ya mtu mbili ananishow huyo mwengine ni vako then lookin at the chic she had this smile hata sai usiku sana naionaga so mimi na ufala yangu nika asume siku ingine sasa ndio sasa nijue hii ni noma nampeleka stage aende tao maze mat zinakuja analenga namuuliza anasema hio si poa maze ile mat ya ule shenzi ikakuja mtoto akachangamka mbaya gari nayo ikakuja imewasha hadi taa na ni mchana na hapo hapo gari ilikuwa chrome kaboy flani kakaamshwa.the chic dint even luk back hata wave watu nguyas hakunipea ile ya ukweli hio iliniuma fo long niki imagin vitu sasa makanga anakula mbele yangu na ni wale madonda wa nguvu nways i moved on but niko na grudge kubwa sana watu wa roady mpaka wa leo na ni ariba ya mbokita

ungeweka fullstops hata kama bado umejam bro

[Ice_Cube]

@kalel

hakuna mtu alizaliwa akiwa fisi,nature vs nurture…lakini wanaume tunajionea mengi

all fisis tried the text book mr. nice guy approach and realized it does not work that way with girls; you will be called sweet and all the other mushy things but you will be viewed as one of their girlfriends. So what to do, throw away the rule book, we become pragmatic they complain but we still get pussy, what is better, being called sweet and getting nothing or keeping them guessing and getting honey? I know what I prefer

[Fisi]

@Gio

Chased this chick for about 9 months doing all the things nice guys do, calling, texting, commenting on her status, outs, hiking etc and she pulled the waiting to get married card. Miezi tisa getting pecks kwa cheeck tu…we dont become fisis out of volition ni zile vitu tumeonyeshwa we adapted to them…funny enough they all reach out after some time, dont know why they do that but f**k I dont

Funny enough these chicks who feel hot and play hard to get start looking for you after you have given up and moved on…You will never understand women, once you show interest and start treating them good and all that lovey dovey stuff, they behave as if ur so desperate and are not into you. Ikifika threshold yako juu you cant chase forever and leave, months later utakuwa unatafutwa kama shilingi. Never put any woman on a pedestal juu atakuringia

[sunnymango]

@WuTang

Generalizations

apana most cambondians hupeana easily though kuna mwenye alininyima.but its coz mie si msee wa madem as in kuna wale jamaa akikushw ile kitu atauma ataipata tu!