More stories of giants from Twirra attention-seekers

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The dish is now cold…
IT SHOULD BE SERVED ASAP.

Kabuda anasumbua

:D:D:D:D:Dthis was too fast:D

Miezi 6 hakuna mtu anakutafuta? Must be a very very useless character

It’s a tall tale.
A story from Hekaya za Clout Chasing

If you went missing for a whole month… nobody looking for you ata in morgues or at least prison…négroe you better off remaining where you are

Sijacheka siku mob.

This cannot be…he did not have anyone else to reach out too but had someone who accommodated him for 8 months.

Watu huwekwa block moja. Kama wewe ni wa kayole mnawekwa na chokosh wa koma,umoja.
So iko mutu atapeleka ujumbe.

Dont blame or doubt him. Life as a broke bachelor living alone in the concrete slums of Nairobi hukuwa ngumu. Huko mtaani nobody minds your business. You are only friends with people when you are literally together. Ukiondoka upige corner unasahaulika.

Back home juu ya kuombwa the peanuts you earn you tend to go silent on family members. Unajua ni sad but you got to do what you must do. Over time unapata you only have like one cuzo or friend who ‘remembers’ you exist.

Most probably cuzo wa OP went back home akasema OP ako sawa Nairobi ni ku hustle tu. Hio ikakuwa enough kunyamazisha relatives.

:D:D:D… ppl who post such nonsense haven’t bn in using the Internet long enough. Motherfucker out there just waiting ato poke holes in your bullshit stories. But this is simply a bad liar.

That guy made that nonsense up. How do you give someone you’re sending to the ATM “fare” ya 1800? Ata kama alikuwa aende na Uber, that’s too much money for fare, na ni mtu anaenda kukutolea pesa. Kwanza karibu na court I don’t think you can go more than 500m without finding an ATM. Alafu unangoja for hours ati arudi na you’re “confident” he’ll come back. This one sounds like he works around courts which makes him a little conversant with some of the goings on, ama aliskia hii riba kwa base ya jaba. Either way, it doesn’t add up.

Hekaya fupi ya uongo polisi atakulazimisha upigie watu wenyu simu

Ati kichwa mzima number tu ako nayo ni ya cousin yake?? Uchinga

Kuna bro yangu alifungwa three months na hatukuwa tunajua ako wapi

Umeamua utudanganye:D:D

Haki ni kweli