Monday na unanuka jasho office.

Najua Kuna solar. But majamaa mupige shower.

It’s Monday na there is this guy who is stinking up the place. Due to politeness hatuwezi mshow. U might think ni food ya Friday haikua disposed.

Ni viatu/boxer something stale. Makwapa tulizoea kitambo.

Sidhant Kuna excuse ya a grown man kunuka. Na ako na pesa

kuwa bro, mvute kando.

Set a beautiful workmate amkatie. The guy itabidi aanze kujileta akiwa msafi. Hio ikishindikana, mnaeza mshtaki kwa Praying Mandis and his Prophetess Gwife amuombee.

Mwambie ananuka. Unamueka kwani utampeleka nyumbani

hii ndo umama uleta vita…

Huyo nibwa Manchester United, onea yeye huruma. Jana walikkua wanachemka.

Kazi Yako kazini ni kazi, mengine hayakuhusu

Stop hugging your fellow men

Umeenda ofisini kufanya kazi ama kunusa wenzako makwapa na makende?

Najua unatamani ingekuwa wewe umshughlikie sawa sawa , uchafu makes you fags horny like hell

In 2018, there’s a guy I called aside, nikamshow hebu come kuna kitu nataka uone. We went to a nearby supermarket, which fortunately was 3-5mins away.

Tulipofika kwa aisle ya roll-ons, hapo nikamshow (as politely and diplomatically as possible) that yenyewe ni kubaya leo, zimemrarukia mbaya and he gotta do something. I told him to take his pick and he could refund me later. He went to apply it kwa gents. Worked as expected, he refunded me later and the dude has never ever stunk in the office again. Bro code also entails that the matter has never been (and will never be) discussed in the office.

Umbwakni. Kama appointment yako haina kunusa watu makwapa as part of your responsibilities, fanya ile kitu uliandikwa kufanya, get paid na uende home. Nguvu ya kufuatilia mambo yasiyokuhusu watu huwa wanatoa wapi?

Slip him a note saying “Er excuse me…have a wash you minty fucker”

Fanya kazi enda home.

Kama company profits have not declined due to people kunuka kama mbuzi jipe shughuli.

Amazing how many people here seem to think that poor hygiene is a non-issue. OP find a way of politely telling your colleague that he smells bad and people are talking about it. Even an anonymous note is enough.

Mfanyie group wash kama vile watu wa boda na mkokoteni huosha workmate mchafu.

Hata kama haujaoga mattercore haiwezi nuka

Alitomba Kuma chafu na hakuoga

Hehe… ati ni msee was Man U and they were getting cooked yesterday so ananuka mathogothania…

Shikana wanaume wote apo mshow separately, 3-4 of them wakimshow itabidi ajiekee question mark. Ikisumbua weka kwa letter in bold na umuekee kwa drawer in silent. Akikataa ambia hr, hygiene ni basics 101