Mnakumbuka pale Klost mjaka alikuwa anaitwa Ochuodho J

Mans alikuwa mtu ma gym gym. He was based in London UK. Alafu mnakumbuka dame alikuwa anaitwa seeker? A horny chic. Alikuwa in a long distance relationship with this mjaka.

He would visit Kenya once in a while and give her strokes. Enter Lichoti aka @uwesmake. Those days he used to floss na X5 ya mhindi. He was able to catch the attention of seeker.

One day Lichoti was in Seekers bedsitter in pipeline giving her strokes. They then heard a knock. It was OJ. He had visited unexpectedly. Lichoti akafichwa chini ya bed.

OJ immediately started giving seeker energetic strokes. Lichoti could not bare it anymore. Akatokelezea chini ya bed.

Seeker, who is this mosquito? OJ i can explain. Just get out seeker. I need to talk with this one.

OJ cooked ugali & told Lichoti,.let’s eat.
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I swear OJ I didn’t know seeker had a boyfriend. I understand Lichoti alafu pia u know long distance relationship ina issues… let’s eat.

Lichoti thot he was safe & started getting free with OJ. How is life in the UK? Nikuvumilia tuu. Up and downs here & there.

Btw how can I get a VISA to the UK? I can organise for u to get one Lichoti. Wow that’s great. He then shook OJ’s hand. OJ held Lichotis hand with a grip, not releasing Lichoti. Will u take it the easy way or the hard way?

Lichoti was later seen taking the stairs from the 9th floor bedsitter with the speed of a cheetah never to be seen ever again.

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Floods haijakumalisa uko Leipzig

I was deported

:eek: Weh.

Welkam back!

My tiny friend si ukuje mako nikuandike kazi ya kupika supu?

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Maliza hio Swara jambasi priss.

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Malizeni uyo Baluhya mijinga :smiley:

Niaje ?

Suafeee mblikimo maliza hio boocoosue.

:D:D… saitan! It’s bn a minute.

Tafadhali be considerate. Patia yeye kazi inamfaa because he is literally down to earth.

I’m sure you’re not referring to a unit of time…

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Wazi midget … maliza iyo maragoli ya kimilili kabisa.

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Hehe … classic @Chokoste★. Welcome back and while at it malisa hio @bladifakin kabisa

Ulikuja na Yvonne ama hapo ndipo mwisho ya mapenzi :smiley:

:DWacha uchokozi mzee

Walikupata ukikamua tunyanya?