MMNN News Round up

[Meria_Mata]

1 - Jimmy Kibaki to officially join politics. Set to launch his political party today.

2 - Minister Raila Odinga has said he signed a memorandum of understanding with President Uhuru Kenyatta ahead of the famous public Handshake on March 9, last year.

Raila, who did not disclose the contents of the MoU, said the two leaders had to negotiate and reach a conclusion that the country required to forge ahead and agree on what was to be done, before appearing before the cameras.

3 - Huduma Centres can’t account for Sh266 million collected from the issuance of Certificate of Good Conduct.

4 - TAITA TAVETA Governor Samboja initiates collection of signatures to petition Uhuru to dissolve county government after budget impasse with MCAs.

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@Meria Mata

2 - Minister Raila Odinga has said he signed a memorandum of understanding with President Uhuru Kenyatta ahead of the famous public Handshake on March 9, last year.

Raila, who did not disclose the contents of the MoU, said the two leaders had to negotiate and reach a conclusion that the country required to forge ahead and agree on what was to be done, before appearing before the cameras.

How many MoU’s has this black crow signed in his lifetime? One thing is that they’re always secret, and rarely confirmed by the other party.

[Meria_Mata]

Mortuary bill + hearse 5k
Kuni - 50k
Perfume 3k
kanda chia moko 12k
total 70k
Mazishi poa sana bila kusumbua watu.
i remember time ya Saitoti kulikua na harambee hapo Railways na Sonko gave kindu 9m

[Riddim]

@Meria Mata

kanda chia moko 12k

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[sani]

Climbing a tree on his father’s name.

[sani]

@Meria Mata

Mortuary bill + hearse 5k
Kuni - 50k
Perfume 3k
kanda chia moko 12k
total 70k
Mazishi poa sana bila kusumbua watu.
i remember time ya Saitoti kulikua na harambee hapo Railways na Sonko gave kindu 9m

Pia wadosi wa Sarova walizikwa ivo, simple

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

@Meria Mata umechoka kuendesha malori ndio ukuje utujazie umefffi hapa?

[Meria_Mata]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

@Meria Mata umechoka kuendesha malori ndio ukuje utujazie umefffi hapa?

Kuna truck ilideliver kuni bro.
Wewe tukuzike au tukuchome?

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

@Meria Mata

Kuna truck ilideliver kuni bro.
Wewe tukuzike au tukuchome?

Kuchomwa ni lazima nichomwe na hio jivu itupwe Atlantic ocean

[Meria_Mata]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Kuchomwa ni lazima nichomwe na hio jivu itupwe Atlantic ocean

Jisas
Sasa truck itachukua siku ngapi kufika huko through Congo.
Afadhali uzikwe tu.
You shouldn’t torment the living when you are dead

[sure_sure]

@sani

Pia wadosi wa Sarova walizikwa ivo, simple

Cremation wancharge 22k kama we si member other members ni only 10k!

[system]

That hearse costs Kshs. 160,000 per day to hire. And you can check with Lee.

[Colombo-Combolo]

@Meria Mata

Jisas
Sasa truck itachukua siku ngapi kufika huko through Congo.
Afadhali uzikwe tu.
You shouldn’t torment the living when you are dead

Hiyo truck imebeba jivu yake ntai Truck jack then nichukue hiyo jivu ni mix kwa chakula ya ngurue nipatie kina moto kubwa walishe wanyama na pepo zikwende

[Meria_Mata]

@mwania

That hearse costs Kshs. 160,000 per day to hire. And you can check with Lee.

Hii Leo inechukuliwa for 25 minutes only.
Hii cremation imeunguza kitunguu ya watu wengi Sana including @Chiefkiumbe who has a mobile photo studio.
@cortedivoire naye huuza majani, maji na snacks kwa funerals.
@Mrs Shosho huwa na ngwashe nduma na mianga.
All these people rely on watu wa Nairobi.
Ohhh.
@TrumanCapote hua na tents and seats

[system]

@Meria Mata

Hii Leo inechukuliwa for 25 minutes only.
Hii cremation imeunguza kitunguu ya watu wengi Sana including @Chiefkiumbe who has a mobile photo studio.
@cortedivoire naye huuza majani, maji na snacks kwa funerals.
@Mrs Shosho huwa na ngwashe nduma na mianga.
All these people rely on watu wa Nairobi.
Ohhh.
@TrumanCapote hua na tents and seats

They do not have hourly rates. So 160k imechomwa!

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Lakini mtu akichomwa si anawekwa kwa chupa (urn) unaweka kwa glove box unarudi nyumbani unamwaga hapo kwa shamba? Hearse ni ya nini?

[muria.mboco]

Una

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Lakini mtu akichomwa si anawekwa kwa chupa (urn) unaweka kwa glove box unarudi nyumbani unamwaga hapo kwa shamba? Hearse ni ya nini?

Unafikiria atajitembeza huko ili achomwe?

[system]

@Meria Mata

Hii Leo inechukuliwa for 25 minutes only.
Hii cremation imeunguza kitunguu ya watu wengi Sana including @Chiefkiumbe who has a mobile photo studio.
@cortedivoire naye huuza majani, maji na snacks kwa funerals.
@Mrs Shosho huwa na ngwashe nduma na mianga.
All these people rely on watu wa Nairobi.
Ohhh.
@TrumanCapote hua na tents and seats

???Reke theke tuu. The least I can do.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@muria.mboco

Una
Unafikiria atajitembeza huko ili achomwe?

Serre! Gati gaka! :D:D:DSi Lee wako na jiko yao ama?

[Swansea]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Lakini mtu akichomwa si anawekwa kwa chupa (urn) unaweka kwa glove box unarudi nyumbani unamwaga hapo kwa shamba? Hearse ni ya nini?

Whenever you call people here baboons based on their thought processes. Now this is the ultimate baboon thinking and IQ.