Mkinichagua Rais This is What I Would Do In The First 100 Days

[Baby_Panay]

President: Baby Panay FOR LiFE. No more election for president.
Deputy: @Ndovu
Prime Minister: @Yuletapeli
Speaker: @MajorProphet ndio wabunge wakisumbua he rapes them.
Attorney General: Hio tunapea @Electronics4u
Head of Prisons: @Kanguthi It will be a dream come true for this old homosexual.
Ministry of Health: Mchawi Mkisii @Eng_iti ndio magonjwa ikikosa kuskia dawa anawaroga mnakufa muondoe jam.
Minister of Planning: @Ndindu

Immediately after swearing in, @Yugni and @Banyamulenge to be forcefully circumcised. To be nursed back to health by TrumanCapote

Imprison @johntez_addi_gaza_ms for life

No more ARVs for uwesmake. Mathafaka has been positive since 1994. It’s time to go be with Jehovah_Wanyonyi

Pardon all those in prison for anything other than murder.

There’d be no women in my administration

No rights for women.

Free pistols to all men.

Age of consent ikuwe 16yrs.

Legalized prostitution.

Legalized weed & traditional alcohol.

6 work days.

My birthday will be a national holiday. Hoes in brothels to offer free siegs that day.

One year no tax for new businesses.

No more governors, women reps or senators.

All revenue collected to go to national Treasury.

No more paying of national debts. Wenye wanatudai wakaitishe mama zao or those who were in office when the loans were taken.

[Nubia]

First lady atakua Yule mkimbizi wako busty and burrious ?

[cortedivoire]

Huyu ndio first lady

[Baby_Panay]

No first lady.

Waste of time and energy. Kenya needs someone who is focused.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

joking about sexual offences (rape) is just retarded.

[Baby_Panay]

Uko sensitive sana leo ni kama it’s your week ya kunyesha. Lete namba nitume za Huggies.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

I said what I said.

and I also said you are retarded.

[Baby_Panay]

Heri mimi. What’s your contribution in this place other than stupid comments?

Ama ulifanyiwa bad manners na budako ukiwa mtoto? Only abuse survivors are this sensitive

[Yuletapeli]

Mimi naulizia tu mshahara, pesa yangu itakuwa ngapi rais mtarajiwa…

[Baby_Panay]

Wewe usijali. We would be eating 1bob kwa kila litre ya fuel purchased here.

1B per month at max.

[Yuletapeli]

Hapo sawa rais mtarajiwa, campaign tunaanza lini… wacha niweke bank account. Nahitaji facilitation na gari kubwa V8 na full tank kila siku.

@Jack_Black atakuwa kwa ground, ananitumia report daily vile ground inasema.

[Baby_Panay]

Not a bad idea. He is a good boy

[Lionheart]

@Baby_Panay

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My birthday will be a national holiday. Hoes in brothels to offer free siegs that day.
One year no tax for new businesses.
No more governors, women reps or senators.
All revenue collected to go to national Treasury.
No more paying of national debts. Wenye wanatudai wakaitishe mama zao or those who were in office when the loans were taken.

This is how madness begins, then you start saying if there is no country for @Baby_Panay there is no country for you.

[Baby_Panay]

@Lionheart

…o offer free siegs that day.
One year no tax for new businesses.
No more governors, women reps or senators.
All revenue collected to go to national Treasury.
No more paying of national debts. Wenye wanatudai wakaitishe mama zao or those who were in office when the loans were taken.

This is how madness starts, then you start saying if there is no country for @Baby_Panay there is no country for you.

No way. We’d have so much fun and prosperity

[slevyn]

idi amin pigia subaru boys… hapo kwa 16

[Yuletapeli]

@Lionheart

…o offer free siegs that day.
One year no tax for new businesses.
No more governors, women reps or senators.
All revenue collected to go to national Treasury.
No more paying of national debts. Wenye wanatudai wakaitishe mama zao or those who were in office when the loans were taken.

This is how madness starts, then you start saying if there is no country for @Baby_Panay there is no country for you.

Kaka.. unataka kiti gani? It is our turn to eat…

Kumbe hao watu huskia mzuri hivi.

[Baby_Panay]

@Yuletapeli

…venue collected to go to national Treasury.
No more paying of national debts. Wenye wanatudai wakaitishe mama zao or those who were in office when the loans were taken.
This is how madness starts, then you start saying if there is no country for @Baby_Panay there is no country for you.

Kaka.. unataka kiti gani? It is our turn to eat…
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Kumbe hao watu huskia mzuri hivi.

@Lionheart tutampea ministry of tourism

[Lionheart]

@Baby_Panay

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@Lionheart tutampea ministry of tourism

Hiyo pea tu @Yuletapeli as well kama Supa CS, atakuwa anasafiri 1st class kuona the Joys of Addis.

[Yuletapeli]

@Lionheart

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Baby_Panay:

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@Lionheart tutampea ministry of tourism

Hiyo pea tu @Yuletapeli as well kama Supa CS, atakuwa anasafiri 1st class kuona the Joys of Addis.

Ahsante sana. Eh! rais mtarajiwa @Baby_Panay .. una yapi yakusema. Nifungue bank account ingine?

[Eng_iti]

Ntafinya watu kushida Kasongo.
It will be a communist republic. Everyone will have to be disciplined.