So yesterday uncle @uwesmake alitupea chakula( http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/can-you-remember-who-posted-this.20641/ )-That beautiful ‘dryfry material’ alikuwa anapika nyama na avocado kwa kitchen.Nway i jumped on the opportunity and called her.Damn!!!She had a sweet voice:
@rollout: Hello,is this Miss Avocado?
@Miss Avocado: Yes it is.Sorry sijasave namba yako.Nani anaongea?
@rollout: This is @rollout calling,tulipatana blankets and ‘whine’ a while back.Hunikumbuki?
@Miss Avocado: Aaah yes,i remember,you know i met so many people that day.Sema how have you been?
@rollout: Yeah,i tried to call you some time back.I was away in China on a business trip.Safaricom platinum postpaid has a roaming problem in China nowadays.
@Miss Avocado: Ooooh Platinum,China?now i remember.Yes i saw ur missed call.Pole Dear…Niambie, uko Nairobi?
@rollout: Yes beb,i just arrived this morning.I am on my way from Kilimani heading to town.
@Miss Avocado: Aaaah,Uuuuh… Si u buy me drinks today,am in town also…
@rollout: Am eazy beb,lemme call you when i get to town.
@rollout heads out of the office at neck breaking speed,i almost forgot my car keys.I got to the elevator,nikapatana na a certain receptionist,mfupa mfupa hivi anafanyanga 6th floor.I greet her and she starts chatting,vile anaongea inakaa leo anahitaji kusuguliwa.I have no time for this,a mfupa in hand is not worth a mzoga in the bush…
…To be continued…