Miraa is overated, muguka is underated

General
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A couple of weekends ago, three weekends precisely, I found myself on a field mission in a remote area.

Couldn’t get my miraa… Only muguka was available.

I bought packets za 300

That was one of my best handas.

Lately I have been gravitating towards muguka

At a tenth of the cost but a better handas… keshoye I can eat… can work comfortably …guys, I am now a muguka guy and don’t give a Fuck what anyone, arab or subsaharan, thinks of me and the low class raha

I didn’t get A- in '94 by being mainstream nor conforming

Ghaseer

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Unabishana na mbuzi chewing on leaves. Do you also have an abomasum?

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  1. Muguka gives you mouth injury. Miraa doesn’t.

  2. Muguka inafanya unapanua macho nikama umepigwa shock. Lakini miraa ikona adabu.

  3. It’s very difficult to sleep even after spitting out muguka. You can lay in bed twisting with racing thoughts but no sleep. Imagine after kutema bado inakimbiza akili.

But miraa ukitema unapata usingizi haraka.

Basically, muguka is like Konyangi. Handas yake iko juu sana.

But miraa is like Johnny Walker Black. Matured handas ile ikona adabu.

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Mujamaa sema tu umesota. Si ati mambo ya andas

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Miraa nikianza kuambua in Kiambu inaanza kushika nikiwa Nakuru, Muguka hushika by the time nimefika Limuru.

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Why would u torture yourself like this tho?

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Sijai get raha ya gomba hukua gani lakini

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Me an Arab and me also me gotten A - in 1994 KCSE (Kismayu Certificate of Secondary Education )
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Chewing cud.

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mbona utafune takataka for hours ukiharibu meno, ulimi, throat? . i find these cud chewers to be the most stupid people in the milky way

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Mtu kama @kush yule mnono hio ndio the only time atafanya exercise awache kubeba haga kama zile momo za @rexxUMBWA

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It gives you euphoria. Everything feels good after chewing miraa and even the music is sweeter.

Unlike alcohol, it doesn’t make you dumb but you become sharper at assessing situations.

You don’t get tired. You can chew miraa and drive non-stop from Nairobi to Kampala without taking a break.

That’s why you see miraa drivers driving super-fast with so much precision and control.

If you want to be super-focused, miraa can do the trick.

It has the same effects as adderall.

Miraa can also help anybody to loose weight.

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Hehehe ati sharp? Boss at the end of a hard day making $$$ and drinking coffee to stay at the top of my game, i need something to smooth me down to sleep sio kunifanya nikue awake! WTF

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Utamu wa gomba ni kuamusha signals zote na bado ujitambue. Sio kama chang’aa (in whatever brand and age) ile inafanya akina @uwesmake wakuwe kama viwete hawajijui

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Misery loves company… I am comfortable. Starting my first biz of the year after another successful one in dec. Trying to prepare myself for post BBI. We in the service gonna lose jobs and I need to prepare for eventuality. So I am investing like I am retiring in a few

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Ni muhimu …

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Muhimu nini

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Investing like you retiring …

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Mcoondu when is your mcoondu retiring

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When I first moved to Embu I joined hii club ya mogoka. It’s almost free here.
Ya 50 Bob gets you through the night.

I quickly stopped though. My sex drive dropped a lot. Na ata ukimbao, the gun can only load upto 60%…
I think that’s why Embian ladies huwa horny all the time.