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Mama *Ivy came in…(while standing at the door)

sasa Nisaidie na chumvi…?

I asked myself chumvi tu ndio alikuwa anaogopa kuniomba face to face but nikajisema *haidhuru( SP ) i went into the kitchen to get her some salt meanwhile mama ivy helped herself to a chair
i came back with the salt wrapped in a small newspaper and gave it to her
she said thank you then followed up with a question

naaa *Von (NOT REAL NAME ) We huwa na girlfriend kwasababu sijawai kuona ukileta mwanamke hapa

to play the cool gentleman nkajibu
Me: yes but she comes over thrice a month
mama Ivy: ohh ndio maana sijawai muona but aki you are a good guy ni poa kuwa faithful usiwe kama Allan …
Me: laughed chikily but before i could reply…
Mama Ivy: unajua baba ivy ni kama Allan imagine hatujaonana kama bwana na bibi for two years…

then it hit me I’ve never seen the soo called baba ivy…
she continued talking even before i could utter a single word…
Mama Ivy: sa hapo ndio nilikuwa nataka unisaidie kama utaweza nimetakanga kukuuliza for some time but nilikuwa na ogopa
this caught me off guard kiasi… but since she had chocolate thighs and she was a kisii

*NB I had never had a kisii before

i saw this as a one in lifetime chance and couldn’t waste it so nikamwambia

Me: ummhh let me think about it then ill get back to you (being careful not to expose the fisi side of me after being called a good boy)

she smiled and said thank you then went out

i spent the whole afternoon fantasizing about her thighs and boobs …

I’m yet to text her my response
uhondo utaendelea + mbicha *hopefully on Saturday

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Kwani wewe ni mtu wa aina gani? You are letting the fisis down

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Yaani unabebelezewa kuma,? Smfh

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You are gay

Shenzi kabisa!!!

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03215/naked_man_2_3215793c.jpg
Picha ya Saturday in advance

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I have given you a like just so that you can explain this part.

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Allan ameshapita na hiyo kitu.

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Sasa wewe chida yako ni nini? Persons want to divide for you and you don’t want? Ngoja hapo ivy akuwe mkubwa.

you are a true story teller.

The problem with women is they aren’t horny through out like men
She may have been craving a deek on that day probably due to ovulation but you weren’t fisi enough to take your slices. You may be shocked to find that by the time you finally make up your mind she will no longer be as enthusiastic.

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Waste of server space:(:mad::mad::mad::mad::confused:

Plot twist, Mama Ivy actually wants Alan, she knows you are slow and is only using you to get to Alan, the real fisi…2nd plot twist, dude who moved out was another Allan but had to move in a huff after Baba Alan got wind of the affair

Hapo umenena kabisa…

What is there to think about ?, fala hii !!!

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Ku… Ma… Ma… Kooooooooo!!. Damn! Now I feel good.

wewe ulichemsha that was your opportunity ya kufikisha threshold bila wasi wasi Kwa sababu she was already too willing…sasa umemuacha akijuiliza we ni mwanaume wa aina gani,ukiamua kuenda kufyeka yeye atakataa because you played on her insecurities of not being appealing to you vile ulikataa.

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Nigga needs time to think eish! Hata kama ni ufisi neighbor na ni married apana haraka ivo. Hata hiyo ovulation itaweza tuliz.

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He’s a fag. Hujaskia the MILF saying hajawai muona na dame

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sitasema kitu hapa lakini Muturi ni wengi dunia hii…

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NB pink handles are disappointed as all of us are…