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Mama *Ivy came in…(while standing at the door)
sasa Nisaidie na chumvi…?
I asked myself chumvi tu ndio alikuwa anaogopa kuniomba face to face but nikajisema *haidhuru( SP ) i went into the kitchen to get her some salt meanwhile mama ivy helped herself to a chair
i came back with the salt wrapped in a small newspaper and gave it to her
she said thank you then followed up with a question
naaa *Von (NOT REAL NAME ) We huwa na girlfriend kwasababu sijawai kuona ukileta mwanamke hapa
to play the cool gentleman nkajibu
Me: yes but she comes over thrice a month
mama Ivy: ohh ndio maana sijawai muona but aki you are a good guy ni poa kuwa faithful usiwe kama Allan …
Me: laughed chikily but before i could reply…
Mama Ivy: unajua baba ivy ni kama Allan imagine hatujaonana kama bwana na bibi for two years…
then it hit me I’ve never seen the soo called baba ivy…
she continued talking even before i could utter a single word…
Mama Ivy: sa hapo ndio nilikuwa nataka unisaidie kama utaweza nimetakanga kukuuliza for some time but nilikuwa na ogopa
this caught me off guard kiasi… but since she had chocolate thighs and she was a kisii
*NB I had never had a kisii before
i saw this as a one in lifetime chance and couldn’t waste it so nikamwambia
Me: ummhh let me think about it then ill get back to you (being careful not to expose the fisi side of me after being called a good boy)
she smiled and said thank you then went out
i spent the whole afternoon fantasizing about her thighs and boobs …
I’m yet to text her my response
uhondo utaendelea + mbicha *hopefully on Saturday
The problem with women is they aren’t horny through out like men
She may have been craving a deek on that day probably due to ovulation but you weren’t fisi enough to take your slices. You may be shocked to find that by the time you finally make up your mind she will no longer be as enthusiastic.
Plot twist, Mama Ivy actually wants Alan, she knows you are slow and is only using you to get to Alan, the real fisi…2nd plot twist, dude who moved out was another Allan but had to move in a huff after Baba Alan got wind of the affair
wewe ulichemsha that was your opportunity ya kufikisha threshold bila wasi wasi Kwa sababu she was already too willing…sasa umemuacha akijuiliza we ni mwanaume wa aina gani,ukiamua kuenda kufyeka yeye atakataa because you played on her insecurities of not being appealing to you vile ulikataa.
