midnight arrest?

General
1

mjamaa kwa tiplo amekujiwa sai na like 5 karaos in a non gk.

a few weeks ago we greeted he was limping and wincing as he moved around. karaos had to even convince him about shughli walifanya nae about a certain ugandan.

kuna nugu iliwafungulia gate, lakini hawakuacha kelele. interestingly they were calm ata as the jamaa annoyed them from his locked house, with family.

so swali ni nini inaeza sababisha ukujiwe saa saba iezi ngoja kesho, by armed officers in a civ vehicle. might the jamaa end up dead, of fucked up? they just kept calling him mtu mbaya.

2

Maybe ni dingoo and they ain’t taking chances.

3

He must have fucked up the Ugandan so bad.

4

deal gone bad and he is the weakest link who might rat them out…

5

When 5 karaos come, ni noma. Why would you annoy cops. You think they won’t come back for you. Just surrender the first time.

6

Kwangu naonelea options zako zilikuwa tatu. Ya kwanza ungekunja sura na utoke nje na useme wewe ni Cliff Ombeta and you demand to know the full names and ID number of the officer who has come to arrest your client at night!

Or number 2 which is equally very effective, ungewachilia curtain na urudi kwa kitanda yako na utombe bibi yako. Chambileko wahenga pilipili usiyoila yakuwashiani?!

Or number 3 ungengoja commotion na fracas iishe and after the scene clears utoke nje on tiptoe ukielekea kwa huyo neighbor. Ugonge dirisha polepole na useme, “Mama Boi, ni mimi Karis najua unapitia mengi naomba unifungulie mlango nikuwe your support system, your shoulder to lean on!”

So the choice is really yours, I guess.

7

ati my client

unatetea mwanaume kwa mwanaume mwenza?

id ya officer can be forged. ubaya zilikua zinamjua jamaa had no option atoke, afta khupipi amepiga id ya afisaa picha through window.

8

si kwa ubaya but your writing skills are so wanting, mtu lazima asome mara mbili ndio aelewe what you are saying

9

Mtu mzima anaandika kama mtoto wa class six. The second paragraph sijarlewa anything at all.

10

Your neighbour is dead.

11

You always have to be so dramatic just for attention?

12

Homosexual degenerate, bomolewa kabati bila kusumbua Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.

Ngui.

13

Kwani @T.Vercetti ni lady ama gent?

14

That is the gayest list of titles I have ever read.

Even the name baratheon sounds like a fist being shoved up your rectum.

15

Hujaelewa kwa sababu hujatahiri. There are neurons in your brain being blocked by your ageing foreskin.

And yet umekataa kata kata kutahiri. You continue to insist on living your whole entire life as a kypii.

16

Huyu ni shemale, ako na mood swings due to fluctuating hormones.

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18

Neither, less value than a cum rug