midget 'midman'

many eons ago in certain village in the heart of ndeiya subcounty lived a man who was pure blood ,130 kgs of pure muscles and former special forces commando but he was now eking a living as a muthinji and used to travel far and wide with his personal motorcycle mechanic a bald headed fella called @Makonika famed for his lack of medura oblongata, .in the same village lived a small Imp going by the name @Panyaste who was nuisance to everybody,. and it came to pass that muthenji and his personal mechanic planned and went for a business trip very far from home and muthenji left his wife @ phylgee was was expectant at that time. the midget imp gathered that wakameat was not around ,so he gathered his abibas rags and went to terrorise wakameat wife who by that time had delivered a pure blood baby boy, the midget would cook and tell wakameat weak wife, ‘wagaciare tungike tohiohio’ warega ngaria’ ,Wakameat wife usually warned midget that ‘mathire uthinji nomagacoka’.the midget continued with shenigans until wakameat wife became too weak even to nurse the baby,. in the midst of all that their was a dove who was watching what the midget was doing and made a decision to go and inform wakameat what was going on and going was not a problem because he could fly, so he went and found wakameat and his bald fella had killed a girrafe and were in the process of slaughtering it,. so the dove started to Coo softly 'muthenji uguthinja cagararieca, thinja thinja narwa cagarariesa,mukagwo eguciarithio cagararieca, gaciaritho ni midget cagararieca,.so the bald fella @Makonika whos claim to fame was for not having any brains started throwing stones at the dove, but the dove was not going to be distracted from delivering the message by a brainless oaf ,so he hopped from tree to tree cooing the message softly until wakameat realized something was amiss back home and jumped on motorcycle and rode like hell and by good luck caught the midget imp at the center of his shenanigans and felled the midget with only one blow

really mungiki?..really?.. hata haujui kuweka paragraphs …SMH. but thenx umenipatia idea…i will do an hadithi leo leo

paragraph ni wewe

This is not a chokoch war. I do not what it is. But before long I am sure the harvesting of a cultivar of brassica oleracea will make a cameo.

:smiley:

Oya, Blubberman, hii story haina miguu bana.
Chieth.

he he he, so it can’t stand alone ?weka Yako my bald friend zisaidiane nugu hii

Nice adaptation to a very old Gikuyu folktale.

:smiley: na vile butchermen huwa wanajisifu eti “hizi ngombe zinatoka kwa ranch laikipia. Mimi siwezi nunua ngombe kiamaiko.” This is grass fed beef.

Nimewachia hapa ,.

tombwa

Oya kipara ulilipwa ngapi ndio ukubali hand cheque na turdmean

Na tombwa na sistako khasia.

Wakanyama angechunisha huyu jamaa with the sweetness