So the holidays came and went and with it I managed to ignore all the cries from “my people” of how loud my clock is ticking. It helps when you tell them to find you a husband. They fumble over their words and change the topic. Needless to say my dating experience keeps on getting interesting but its hard work. Thirst on these streets of Nairobi is real, contrary to how blue handles want to make us believe that they are getting it, and getting it often and on demand (unless its a hooker) I think not.
Anyway the point of my thread is to get some clearance. I have been told often my kind of woman is submissive, stable, not moody (its hormones, we can’t control that sometimes) but the strangest has been open minded. On probing what they mean by “open minded” its basically debauchery. Normal sex is no longer acceptable, its below par for dating material. Haya maneno yamenishangaza.
Just like our village cry baby @Ka-Buda I just might throw in my towel, tail between my legs and go back to what I knew for so long. The grass is never greener on the other side.
:D:D:D.
Will you marry me,?
Nitarudi kusoma maoni ya wanakijiji
I see trees of green, Red Roses too.
I see them bloom for me and you.
And I think to myself, how wonderful it might be for me and you.
He he when I was dating …I would tell a guy we try celibacy for a while,the results I would get :D… outta this world.Chips funga have made dating a joke…
bt atleast I kept bisch ass nigger cockroaches away…
its a trick if you fit the description
she ain’t wife material
mateso bila chuki! but for a lass am into i could wait a year
:)
Spot on about kabuda!
Never let this kind of thing even cross your mind
Mahali tumefika kama society manze tumewastika.
Be you.
Utapendwa tu vile uko.
matumbo utakula pekee yako
For me open minded is if you can fuck anywhere are you game???
@MaryJane lower your standards for mister right.
the man you are looking is found in the next galaxy.
if you arent giving you are one statistic.
i can testify that we are getting the pond like there is no tomorrow.
from church to the work place to the bars.
those ladies who walk with legs firmly together and smirks on their faces are impatiently waiting for the dark(when they think they are not being seen) to part them 180° as @Supu don would say
Pole mrembo. Naona siku izi madem are hooking up with younger men juu sisi our plates are full. Maoni two.
Roses are red,
My name isn’t Dave,
This poem makes no sense,
Microwave
Hauna bibi?
This is positive seeing as I have a small crush on you
Just say yes yo tge next guy that cues up then groom him to your liking. Tailor made is for suits mrembo.
Sina,unatakaje?
Ever heard of the saying:
A woman marries a man hoping he’ll change … he doesn’t. A man marries a woman hoping she won’t change … she does
Its not about standards, its about decency.