@Meria Mata

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Umezembea kazini inaonekana umejivinjari sana na mbuzi choma na mnazi.

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Anaacha simu nyumbani asipigie ma ex Na Nefer the titties just incase he realizes he is on post paid. Atakuja kufungua night runners sacco

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1.A land cruiser VX burns on Forest Road.
2.A winners chapel bus in an accident with a Karuri bus on Mombasa Rd near Airtel.
3.A lorry in a boda accident in Athi River.
4.A Latema Sacco bus in an accident in Kangemi.

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This lady paid a 10,000 Kshs cash bail for speeding and was issued with a 10 Kshs receipt. Once more @pamba kuja hapa. [ATTACH=full]24085[/ATTACH]

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can’t an NTSA staff take a day off…

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Asande boss kwa kushikilia MM.
Leo nimeshinda Pirates nikifanya bikini inspection lakini watu wa bara mnajilet down.
Hakuna dame anavaa 2 piece swimsuit.
Wanafanya kazi yangu kua ngumu lakini wako poa.
Kaa mimi ni marwa ningesema hakuna kukaribia beach kaa huna bikini.
Anyway i have bad news for Nairobians.

Please be informed that Harambee Avenue, City Hall Way, Parliament Road and Taifa Road will be closed from Monday 6am to Friday 6pm, for WTO conference.
Mkae huko kirinyaga na luthuri, apana kanyanga Nairobi ya juu.
Nihayo tu kwa sasa

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How do I access my place of work jameni?

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Ngaiii. If only you knew ungebakia nyandarwa. Pole sana my dear

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Ungetuletea ata mbisha ya mwanadaada na bikini

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Kam sleep at my place…ii side roads ziko open;)

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i have a solution swits
i wanted to send my chopper in the morning but pilot akaniambia iko na kashinda. unaona hii micrometre calliper iko karibu na sidemirror hapi juu kidogo ya clutch imeingiza baridi na hii elnino.
another problem it max weight is anything less 110 kg.
take the day off your boss should understand.
i always visualized you as the boss. you remind me of my high school principal who paid my school fees once she realised i was going to the quarry and had a young family.
she is triple your size. anakalia toyota corrola inatoa pumzi.

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Hahahaaa, nimefika but looong way.

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Map or sketch of route used