Unabuyia malaya pombe aje na bado unalipia kuma…who bewitched u
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I ask myself that question all the time na sijawahi pata jawabu
Kila nyani na starehe zake. Pesa ni yako kwani? Ngombe.
You
Kukula Momo ni kazi, kajamaa kamesweat!
maybe anafikiria ni dame
hajui ni poko
Kwani lanye si dem?
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I really enjoyed this series. Slicback hakuwa anabembeleza maliar wake
Buy your girlfriend beer you are allowed. But there are reasons why we buy hoes beer. Here is a few. Experienced whoremongers wataongezea:
- Hoes never try to cross boundaries like ask one to buy them phones or help with rent money. Girl friends sometimes do. So hoes are actually cheaper.
- Hoes usually dont bug and beg for dry fry. Peace of mind.
- Hoes drink cheap liquor and sometimes are afraid of getting too drunk. Costs less.
- Hoes wameona life. Wako na hekaya tamu so they are better company at the table. Some gfs are stupid. Wanatoa simu ku fuckbk/ instacum/ wanksapp/ twerker kwa table!
- Hoes disappear from your life once you pay them. No baby-where-are-you, kwa-nini-hujibu-simu, nakuhitaji, love-u-xoxo mbusit. Mkikutana anajua kutomba kwisha byebye till nxt time tutaonana.
:D:D:D:D
@thesavage I hereby appoint you as the Principal Secretary in the ministry of Prostitutes and sexual affairs. All those in favor say I
You forgot to mention that alcohol weakens their defence making it easy to dry fry them with some little persuasion and money
Avoid dry frying. Umewahi pata clap maisha yako?
If you’re boring you’re boring.
:D:D:D Kweli. Hana material. So she relies on fkbk, wanksapp kuiba stale jokes. Mbooling. There are chicks who are more interesting than fkbk itself. Believe you me. Ama ulimaanisha?
Ile siku utashikwa na gonnorhea+chlamydia+syphilis ndio utajua malaya si mtu wa kudryfry.
Ni CAS sio PS.