Men in the maternity ward.

Iyo roomsiwezi kanyaga!! These kenyan YouTubers have guts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS8-DPZcSwU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJqelBnzbg

Wacha ningojee comments.

The feeling you get being the first person to hold your kid when they come to the world is the greatest of all,i might say,cutting the umbilical cord,hearing their first cries and when they open their eyes , you are the first person they see nothing beats that:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D.I would give anything for that experience a thousand times over.I’m guessing you are not a father yet,you wouldn’t understand

Me hukuwa romantic to my bitches telling them I will be there during child birth … wapi? Upuzi kabisa siwezi kanyaga hiyo room lol

watoto skuizi hutoka kama wamefungua macho…hehe

Hai, maternity ward or labor room? I remember this year I have to be kicked out of the maternity ward at 2.30am the day my nigglet checked into the world officially…
ati wanaume hawawes lala hapa…kuja kesho…was too excited… hovered around the ward Hadi asubuhi… excitement died when I was slapped with a hefty bill n fuckin NHIF only covered the bed costs

Vile Mtomba hao amesema

Kwa mila yetu it’s taboo to be in the labour ward as a man. Naheshimu mila

kwani ulikua wapi? Uhai neema hospital? :D:D:D:D you were the REAL father?

When my boy was born in 2016, we went with wife kwa hosi morning just two of us, and the process started. Boss, i was there rubbing her back till 8pm usiku. Scream increased as time went by, by 7pm few more family members arrived. Sasa niko labour room na yeye na few nurses. Then by 8 nurses said i must leave juu wife akiniona she wont push. Atazembea. So nikaenda kwa waiting bay, tuko na few boiz wa mine. Screams increased vinoma. Nikajua uko ni mauano. Niliweka earphones started listening to some fucking music lied to my friends naenda kubuy airtime. Nikakanje for like 10 minutes. Received a call from my sister in law. Kijana amekouum. Kupanda stairs napata boiz anakua stretched with small cries na it was huge relief juu i doubted wife would do it. Juu yenye hukaa msoftie sana, ata nurses said so, but she proved me wrong.

Awwwwww so touching.

Nilikuwa pale Kikuyu after being advised it’s the BEST.
The Thursday before wife was pacing up and down kwa nyumba hio usiku. Mimi na bangi zangu nikaanza kupack the ’ welcome kit ya mjunior’ bag with rompers towels na mittens (the most useless shit I spent money on)
Nikashow wife twende Hosi akakataa…me nikadoz…naamka 5 kuenda kunyora napata bado wife anapiga lap…asharudisha bags I had packed. Nikaamua kumkeep company…by 7am Friday uchung imezidi…nikashow aingie Gari ama nimbebe by force…sis haoo mbio Hadi Kikuyu…it was day ya those normal pregnancy checks…kufika napewa admission form…nikarudi home mbio kuchukua bag…kurudi nikapata mjunior’ anapiga nduru kule nursery…I was gone for only 5 min! Nilikuwa huko ndio nisihate any other milestone

nilidanganya wife nitakuwa beside her during birth, but ukweli usemwe. i was at the nearest pub waiting for the good news at around 2am. at 5am ndio nikatokelezea. zile manduru zilikuwa huko… wacha tu

utaendaje labour ward hiyo ni golden opportunity ya mboyshaund kunyandua wale kunguru umeweka pending. Wacha akizaa uitwe ukalipe bill

I lurve you all modern dads. Be blessed. You know your place. Vile she carried that PGness for months…

Even that is touching. Don’t know about you guys but I always ask my Mum how she did it a million times…her response to me…‘which of your sibling would you not rather have?’

Am patiently waiting

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that dude will never look at that putthy the same way again :D:D

Kuna labor ward ya waiting for the actual pain huko wamama wanakaa mastress tupu hata hawaongeleshani…nimetebeza wangu leo huko nikamsare