Men In Cars and Pussy

You see, when we was in school, we had a few beautiful girls in our class. The only weird thing is, I dont think there are many of us who got to ferck 'em. But our fat, oblong headed, elec lecturer got to bang 'em. Meeen how can this be? I have heard same complaints from young men that girls are choosing fat old men with loan cars over them who have a bright future. mnafikiria msichana wa campo hajui kuna gari ya loan?
The thing is that a car means territory and space. A space that cannot be violated; the hallmark of an able alpha male. its an animal instinct at work. No amount of lecturing will make girls different as long as these days old men can afford loan hand-me-down cars from japan na wewe unakaliana na wamama kwa matatu. A girl will prefer an old man in a KKA to your “handsome self”. The KKA takes all the road and people step aside wewe ni foot mbili tu mnashindania na wengine. Not only does it work with women, but with any kind of leadership you want. I am not saying that its a path to happiness, but its a path to underage pussy depending on how old you are. Its also a part of your path to becoming the local MCA. Get that loan. liquidate yourself. mafuta ata mkojo ya uwes inafanya.
The best you can do on your feet to create an illusion of space and territory is:
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But if you can afford it:
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Shwaaaaaa!

Sasa nimejua kwa nini LR4 iko na sun roof tatu… Kutupa thongs za madem uhuru highway. Nitaanza na thong ya @Ebonycurves

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Hehehehe.

Naskianga madem wa elec uon karibu wote hupata first Class…

sasa mkojo yangu inaaingilia wapi but nimetomba mdem wa UON wengi using my Prado with as little as 2 guaranas then morning na vamoose .

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Hapa parklands uon tunatomba madame kwa magari za wazazi wao tu…ama unapanga unaiba ur mzees old car…kwa parking lot…ata ma lecs pia hupata kwa parking lot hapan tambua

Sio x6 tena? Ama ulidowngrade?

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I wear no panties

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Nimetoa meno yote nje

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baba , i have ,

X6 -2010
Prado .
Kompressor .

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A man driving a girly car can be a turn off so not all cars result in magic

Lakini how can old fat men own magri za loan? I thought gari za loan ni za wasee wa 20’s na thates. Ama @FieldMarshal CouchP wewe pia saa hizi bado uko na gari ya loan?

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Ofcourse. Thats equivalent to cross dressing. A small cars mean admission to little ability; here, you would rather keep things secret.
A man dressing nice and expensive is attractive but that does not mean he wears gold plated stilletos and expensive silk dresses.

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Aiih. gari mob ni za loan regardless of age. vijana self employed kwanza ndio huwa na gari sio za loan. watu kwanza huchukua loan ya gari after kuona wanaenda kufa kama hawajakalia gari personal. After the childish ideal of accumulating salaries to become rich has worn off.

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Haiya… Wacha sisi tuendelee kula bila magari

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Ehe, hizo nazo ni zipi?

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Demio, vitz, platz, merc c class, nissan note yaani all the shitty small cars

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Oh, sikujua. Let me stick to my lane.

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