I have some shares in a certain kalocal, after I am done with my biasharas I usually go there and just chill like any other customer while observing how the business is being run, I have developed a good rapport with most of the guys who come through. The thing with alcohol is, a few beers in, people drop their guards and they start talking about their most personal and private stuff, and of course ladies are all willing and ready to drop their knickers too. Most guys you see bars have some serious issues, and the guys who act all tough have the biggest issues. We have this his kalewa lawyer who patronizes our joint, the guy is the most flamboyant guy I have ever met , akiingia, the place comes to a stand still, he is the loud, chest thumping prick who let’s everyone know that he is a lawyer, but in an amiable way. Juzi we where sitting on the same table and we got talking, we got along really well, we ended up drinking to the wee hours. After one too many he drops his guard and he starts dropping bombshells. Apparently the guy has been dumped by his wife, and the wife ponyokad with most of his property, he had registered most of his property under her name, kweli there is no wise man when it comes to women, Then he went on some self depreciating rant, how much he thinks he is ugly, how talent less he thinks he is, how he hasn’t gotten laid in 3 fuckin years! Ooh boy, I wasn’t ready.The thing is, this has replayed so many times, different people, but the same script. Whenever i see some guy acting like a prick, najuanga tu either he has some serious issues or small dick issues, hata hapa in the village.
A lawyer in NBO and he has not been laid in three yrs? Must be having a case of ED .
cc @WuTang
no lawyer would register most of his property under the wife!!
What is the brand of the beers that you were partaking?
huyo ni bonoko
That’s what was said…
:D:D:D:D:D:D
just hilarious
women don’t give a shit about money and titles… ofcourse u need money to meet basic needs… but to have her heart u need an emotional connection… make her laugh, do exciting activities e.g. go mountain climbing, give her a little bit of drama so that she can always b talking about u to her friend… mambo kama hayo
lakini kama unadhani ati juu weh ni lawayer you’ll alwayz have it ur way utashangaa… these type of men have it hard… they’re the ones who have to keep taking girls for expensive dinners every 2 days just to maintain the forced relationship
Kama ni catpiss, utamsaidia?
You called me a prick. Why?
Is the guy a kao by any chance?
(Not being tribal, just that I know a kao guy who fits the bill)
Boss izi vitu tunajua jiekee
Look at what @Father Figure has written
If he works in a place where he needs to be audited, he has to hide his property.
I know a guy like this too. Kedo 40. successful lawyer. Bibi is in the process of cleaning him out.
HUYO alikua @Web Dev
Me my bro is the one cleaning my monkey business . Bibi siwes amini kwanza huyu mkukuyu wangu
That guy is gay, it’s a ruse you give him a shoulder and he gets in your ass. Run nigga run. Lawyers are the most logical people when it comes to critical thinking only second to 99% of coders.
cc @Ka-Buda
Hehehe I couldn’t resist :-! :-!
Coming from a shemale, well played. Come to think of it, in his hekaya the vital details are non existence where it matters. He could have told us already how one of his baby mamas likes pole dancing on his 12 feet schlong.