memoirs of a navy seal

am listening to rock my favorite genre , nimekaa hapa kimilili na my youngest born nikiskiza hizi beat , Clichy ameenda kukatia mtoi wa neiba shoping senda Sanchez ameeda na grandpa , Pirez ako na mama yake mkikuyu wako na madhe main house nikistakiwa sifikangi home na udaku zingine . am justing thinking of my younger days tukienda kuiba maembe kwa compound ya DO btw mbona ma DO walikuwa wanaundiwa nyuumba kubwa hivo na compund bigi kama ile ya RUTO pale Karen ? anyway i remember my days at Kimilili RC tukiwa na kina Ondari , Osbert and others after school tukienda swimming pale river tukiparara . remembering when i was in class six nikipata nyangau na dem wangu Sony aka muthoni kwa bush ( dem wangu means a girl i had a crush on but never had the guts to tell her ) ill never forget that day . yaani ngombe Uwes was eyeing this cute yellow girl nameza mate tuu nikimuona anapita i think if i knew wanking ninge wank na picha yake . So this neiba who was my friend i used to tell him vile naweza dfhkm huyo dem every time tukienda kuiba mapera huko kamusinga girls . jamaa amenyamaza tuu aki ni encourage but i was an @introvert shy sana . so siku moja am strolling kwa estate naona jamaa ameshika my crush mkono wakielekea bush mimi huyo kiwaru ika nishika nikawafuata shini ya maji , nikawafuata kuchungulia naona jamaa anakiss nyoka yangu ghafla bin vuu nikaingia na kuwaangalia kuniona hivi wakashangaa yao yote then i left them .

back to the main story am wondering how our kids will be when they grow up am lucky i dont have a daughter YET but i wouldnt like Clichy to become a Navy seal like the father (mtoi analia wacha atulie kwanza) …

ok ametulia . so as i was saying if clichy pans out tobe like @Liberty ill be happy . remembering how sweet mum used to make sure tukiwa holidays by 11 am lazima ahepe job atuleteee three bunches ya sweet bananas we share the four of us n mimi being the smaller one nikionewa nafungua war hehheehe i dont know how i used to fight my eldest bro but i did hata kama i came second best i never cowed but my youngest Siz always came to support me ( i love you Kinya ) . Dikteta saa hii amechukukua X6 kuenda kutishia wazee pale shoping senda , but i remember dikteta when we were young alikuwa hacheki na mtu especially young uwes was on his to do list yaani the nigger akimeza tusker zake akifika home ’ Kinya (his fav kid ) leta kiboko yangu navy seal amefanya nini leo ?’ , 'hakuna ’ maddhe replies shielding me saa hizo watu wana watch SHAKA ZULU on KBC ( watu means uncles aunts from both sides ), ’ navy seal ’ , β€˜yes papa’ , ’ kuja hapa ’ . dikteta akikuita unaenda chapchap, ’ nitakuambia mara ngapi ujue kibukusu hii kiswahili yako utarudisha huko nairobi ', i dont know why i never learnt the language but i think its coz the dikteta doctor (FSK ALUMNI) was moving jobs from nairobi to nakuru , kisumu bungoma . now when the dikteta speaks you are not allowed to speak unaingia kwa mtungi even if he asks you a question he has to say ongea , ’ ongea ’ ’ nimeanza ku learn papa , kamakhuwa ’ replied the dryfry chaiman , for once tikteta akacheka but najua zilikuwa zile tusker zake . Senior Uwes cuddled me na kurudishia kinya kiboko arudishe kwa vault .

MTOI ameamka tena wacha nipelekee grandma yake nitaendela na memoirs .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

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Probably the only rock song you know.

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@navyseal paka lady GAY pole pole bila kusumbua!

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:D:D Ng’ombe Denno hujui Kibukusu?

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some day atakuwa seal pia…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPcX-5Tmqt8

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:D:D:D

Zeeka pole pole

bana nazeeka itabidi niachie vijana umalaya

Random thoughts …peana motto urudi uncle. …waiting

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Tafuna nyoka kama bado nguvu ipo.

nyoka sitaki 2017 ni mimi na bibi pekeeee

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Mtu akianza kufikiria hivyo yuko karibu kutuacha :wink:

ISOKEI bora nimewacha watoi saba na WILL haina waaassss

na hiyo test drive umeenda sana,hii mwaka mahari ni lazima na si tafadhali shemeji

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si uangushe autobiography, edited by @gashwin, illustrations by @introvert

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i though autobiography third party ndio huwa anachora , maybe @mabenda4 anichoree

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Will ya nini? x6 pekeyake tafta Mali bana

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Nice flow ango.

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U ate muthoni Wa muthoga?