Meet Rogue Cop S̶a̶m̶b̶a̶ Pamba Mapangala ~ [ a J&J inc Produkshizzle]

Meet @pamba mapangala, the rogue cop from Kayole Police station. When Corporal Pamba is off duty he takes his gun and walkie talkie and ventures out alone. He is out to collect bribes from Mama Pima changaa sellers in the slums.

This is the path Corporal Pamba takes every day
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He goes to every house hold selling changaa and asks for his daily bribe which is 200/- or the owner of the premises and her customers risk arrest among other threats (consequences).

Pamba enters his favourite household. He normally goes to this hao last after he has done with the rest coz here he not only takes bribes but gets slices from the mama pima there who happens to be mluhya with a ass to die for (According to Pamba standards)
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On this day Pamba meets Nelima (Luhya mama pima) and 3 young customers enjoying their changaa.

As usual Pamba enters with vitisho zile za makarao…" haiyayaya angalia hizi changili…mnakunywa changaa…ebu ninuse?haiyayayaya kwanza ni ile hatari …fery thenjaraz eeh ehh haiyayayaya

Nelima calms him down, baby wacha kutisha customers. Shika haki yako (As she hands him a 200 note) . Pamba says na leo uko sexy. …tunawesa enda fanya ile maneno yetu backrooom…i hope hizi changili haziwezi iba kitu. Nelima says hawa ni watu wangu afisa…hawawezi…lakini si upewe glass kwanza ndio upate nguvu. Leo nataka unikanyage kama SGR… Pamba takes a glass of busaa and off they go to the back room.

Strokes strokes plus screams of the mluhya mama pima. After 1 shot Pamba feels dizzy and blacks out. That glass of busaa he was given earlier had been laced. It was all planned.

FFWD, Pamba recovers from the bed .opens his bano sized eyes. Looks around, Sees Nelima standing hapo kwa mlango ya room. Next to her is those three boys. They had disarmed Pamba.

They told Pamba, skiza na uskize kwa makini hii radio call yako inashinda ikiitana…can u please respond to it and tell the police base u are okay or else tukulipue na hii bunduki yako and we say uli commit suicide bcoz u found yr lover (Nelima) with another man. Kila mtu hii ghetto hates u and they will side with our story.

Pamba says nipatie hio radio. " Roger roger is Const. pamba here…ayam fine…in the vicinity doing patrols over and out sir" . Radio responds Roger that Crew. Over.

Pamba looks at the boys and says please msinifanye kitu mbaya, i will do anything u ask for. Skiza, hizi ndio demand yetu…usiwai rudi hii ghetto kuokota bribes…sawa? Pamba says sawa. Second huyu Nelima msahao kabisa, hautamkula tena. Sawa? Pamba says nimekubali. Na ya mwishoo tuachie all the collections uliokota leo…sisi ni wale wabaya.

Pamba empties his pockets smd hands over all the cash to the 3 thugs. Pris sasa wacheni nirudi steshon please. Sawa we have to shake hands to seal our deal. Haina shida says Pamba.

He shakes hand of 1st thug…all is well
Shakes hand of the 2nd thug…all is timam.
Shakes hand of the 3rd thug while smiling knowing his freedom iko karibu…
Ngoja, 3rd thug doesn’t release Pambas hand. Holds a tight grip. Pamba is like Poss ni nini tena banae? He is answered utaichukua kwa urahisi ama tutasumbuana?

Sielewi poss… immediately he finishes saying poss the other two thugs who were now behind Pamba manhandled him and threw him on the bed. One restrained his hands while the other the legs. The 3rd thug unzipped banae and chunishad Pambaste sukuma banae in full view of Nelima who could be seem laughing while telling Pamba vile unachunishwa sukuma hivo ndio mwanaume anafaa t0mba mwanamke wacha vile u soft t0mba me.

FFFWD
Pamba is released by the thugs and thrown outside like a gunia ya viazi. This is how he landed.
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Next day at the police station during the normal police parade. Mind u Pamba had not told any one about the ordeal due aibu.

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He is asked by his fellow comrades. Aye Crew Pamba mbona unajishika kiyambiz hivo…he just started shedding tears and said " inauuma but itabidii nizoe"

Lmfaoooooooo :D:D:D

Nice read… i know a publisher i can hook you up with…

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You are very very very shtupid

hehe the real @Panyaste we can never miss this part:D:D:D

@Panyaste, Good job, bro. You are way better than I thot. Kudos for Brains.

:D:D:D Vile utahepa @pamba
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@pamba Ni mafii ya dogi ilidedi last year in my eyes

30 green emojis

cracked my evening up:D:D:D:D

chunisha hio ghaseer ya KPR kabisa:D:D

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:D:D:D this is a very hilarious story with step by step flow,…naona J&J are doing a commendable production.

:D:DMerkel anaweka kitu kwa maji

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Hii hapa :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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HEHE mtu anaanzia kucheka after ‘it was all planned’.unajua lazima mjamaa achunishwe

Hahaha … acha ncheke kiasi.

Niaje uweskasìa

Samehea io constable

Umeharibu tu Kwa kuweka mambo ya kuchunishwa skuma.

Nilikua nimefwata storyline vizuri…ilikua inachukua script ya training day… But ume introduce hio part ya kuchunisha skuma…:D:D:D panya wewe ulirogwa!

tamu kama nyama ya sungura” ndo phrase imekosa hii hekaya iwe timam

:D:D:D Narokotwa kwa madiaba kawangware chukua like short man.