Nilikuwa hapa na check in hotel kusema kweli kuishi kwingi kuona mengi.
Some guys from far away counties tumewekwa hoteli moja. Guys were checked in dakika 10 mbele yangu nimewapata kwa elevator wakiangaliana. For 10 minutes they had not figured out hii lift inasukumwa na key card ya room and were all standing there in silence. It was funny but pia nilisikia huruma.
So for future reference watu wa karumaindo take note. Msiende kuitisha kifunguo kempinski after umepatiwa card. Jay najua uchokosh haikuleta shangwe first year majuu, worse off for kile kimjaluo.
First year majuu I was confused on an elevator too. And it was a regular elevator to make matters worse. When the next person came in and pushed the button I was very ashamed.
Hahaha hatukuzaliwa na hizi vita. First time I got a Charlie card a prepaid train commuting card in Boston niliseng’eng’a kama vajo kwa strip club. Hata kuweka doh kwa mashini ndio card itoke then kutap card ndio barriers zifunguke niende kwa train. I struggled with a barrier several times trying to open it ndio niende nioneshe huyo security card anipitishe zile design za kuingia showground, barrier ikujue, na ujuaji yangu I used primitive energy saa hio security ananicheki and me being a niccur akajijazia hawa ndio wale wasee husumbua akasummon armed guards wakaanza kucome with their hands kwa gun holsters at the hip… Heheheheeeeee nilisurvive lakini
Wanted to use Isis (an Egyptian goddess - coz I’m a goddess) but those idiots wameharibu hiyo jina. So Horus is the first thing that came to mind as an alternative.
Mimi na haraka yangu i entered a building quickly rushed to the lifts and entered before it closes. Problem is its those lifts you punch in the floor of your choice at the ground floor and it directs you to which lift to board. So basically i took a lift that was going to a different floor and i had to wait for it to go back down and do it correctly afresh.
