Mcoolima WA mapera

Santa klauze .
Mnaeza ntafutia market ya mapera wangwana ? Kuna pombe guava flavour nione kama naweza nukisha na eabl?

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Ndege zitamalisa

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Forget about the fruits…The leaves are more valuable.

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My first real action fight that I vividly remember, ilikuwa over “mapere” with my cousins Martin n Mbugua … kwa kina Martin pale Lavington. My cousin Martin was like two years older than us, half German half Samburu and was a fuckin’ bully as fuck. The nigger had been bullying us for a hot minute growing up.. but Mbuguss and I, had enough of his bullshit and had made a plan to jump the nigger the next time he came to either of our houses.
Mbugua and I had hatched this plan and took an oath by it while sitting on President Moi chair complete with his ivory rungu held high just like Moi did. See my aunt Mbugua Mom’s, was the Chief receptionist at state house and was also responsible for Mzee’s Chair, rungu and whatever other accessories he needed. She often brought them to her house after events and sometimes would be sitting there for couple of days.
Somehow we wind up at Martin’s house the weekend after we hatched the plan. And as usual, the nigger started fuckin’ with us. This time, he started hitting us with mapera, they had a huge mapera tree at their backyard.. and that shit was solid hard. I was like fuck it, I hit him back and he came at me, but stood my ground. We beat the shit out of him that day. Since then sijawai ogopa kupigana … I respect mapera.

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Leaves za mapera ni alternative ya tissue ama ?

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Ni dawa ya threshold

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That’s one way to look at it..
But just Google about loquat leaves.
And by the way Mapera ni Guavas in Swahili.

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You are Pokot. You have a Samburu cousin and also a Kikuyu cousin. What a diversity.

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I have a very diverse family, mostly on my mother’s side. She’s Samburu/ Ilchumus but was raised as a Kalenjin since her Mom my grandmother got married to one after she had my Mom’s already. My cousins mom got knocked up by some Kiambu mbirrionaire .. he had a Kikuyu name but speaks not a word of Kikuyu to date.

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Shida ya mapera ni kushonde hizo mbegu…unasikia vile zinapita kwa mkunyi

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Hizo mapera Ni watu walikunia.mbegu zikamea

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Mwisi nkitaka kujua juu ya wizi na ukora nitakutag , unasikia mbuzi hii ?
Leonardo Dicaprio Look GIF by Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

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When we were kids thats how we used to grow very good mapera in the village.

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Hii story kwenda ambia mboch wenu

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That’s quite good

Mulisemanga huyu jamaa wa threshold alikua mkisii lakini cousin yake ni myahudi?

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Hawa ni baruhya. They think about sex 24/7

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@Nubia kasee kuna mapera niliona tudogo Sana. They call them white mapera. Tudogo Tu soft Sana. When ripe are purple when not ripe to chachu tamu Sana. Panda hizo uferment kalovo nayo.

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Wine ya guava Ina slap na jaba

Loquat shown below, is different from Guava.

Guava