I’ll admit that I’m no spring chicken. My age is what is nowadays called a sponsor’s age. Now, what that means is the mchongoano I can recall most of the members of this God forsaken forum cannot relate to but well, here goes nothing:
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[li]Matako juu juu kama breki ya Honda[/li][li]Kwenyu mko wengi hadi budako akirudi jioni kutoka job anawasalimia “hamjambo wananchi”[/li][li]Walls za nyumba yenyu ni thin mpaka jirani akikata kitunguu nyinyi pia mnalia.[/li][li]Kwenyu mko wengi mpaka mmewekewa bumps kwa nyumba msigongane.[/li][li]Kwenyu mko wengi hadi last born anaitwa …[/li][li]Asubuhi asubuhi …[/li][li]Babu yako ni mzae mpaka analala kwa fridge ndio asioze.[/li][li]etc etc[/li][/ol]
We even had ‘king wa mchongoano’ in class apart from the ‘first body’. I knew how to dandia a matatu and dondoka when I was around 9 years old. Now my std 4 kid wants me to pay for the school bus for a distance of 600m. How times have changed. To quote the woman who was receiving it from Mollis in that (in)famous recording “Aki nimeshoka”.
Meanwhile we fuck. We fuck when Nigeria wins, when Tunisia loses or even when the matches on show do not interest us. Why? Because man must fuck (live) ~ Es’kia Mphahlele. Now a clip
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